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The Pagan Origins of Thanksgiving lol
For example, in ancient Rome they celebrated the holiday of Cerelia, which honored the harvest goddess of grain called Ceres. ... Let’s begin with the Cornucopia, which was an important symbol in ancient Greece and Rome. A cornucopia is a horned shaped basket that is usually filled with harvest fruits and vegetables. This symbol goes back to a story from Ancient Greece where a goat pulled off his horn and offered it to the God Zeus. This was a magic horn that would refill indefinitely with food and drink ensuring that Zeus would never go hungry. ... Many Native American tribes view Turkey as a symbol of fertility and abundance. ... animal spirits ...Celtic pagan harvest festivals usually included some type of sport or competition.
The Pagan Origins of Thanksgiving — ARCANE ALCHEMY
The Roman goddess Abundantia with a cornucopia in a painting by Rubens....
https://medium.com/the-pub/yes-thanksgiving-is-a-pagan-holiday-9cf425af4fb4
In 1621, Native American religions were diverse and often rooted in animism, emphasizing harmony with nature and the spiritual significance of all living things.
But some of the biggest festivals occurred around harvest time.
This was a time to give thanks to the gods for a bountiful harvest and to celebrate the success of another growing season.
There were many different types of harvest festivals, but the biggest three were Lammas, Mabon, and Samhain – each honoring different gods and celebrating different parts of the harvest and the changing of the seasons.
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Although harvest deities varied from tribe to tribe, many Native American cultures paid homage to "creator gods" that were believed to have helped the Great Spirit complete the earth in its physical form. One such creator god was the Earth Mother, who some tribes believed was the one to bring corn – a harvest staple – to the Native peoples.
The Secret Religious History of Thanksgiving
See how the pagans held the original Thanksgiving, how the Christian Church eventually coopted the holiday, and what symbolic evidence lives on.
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49. What kind of music did the pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
50. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
51. Why do the Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants on?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats.
What did the turkey say after a big meal?
“I’m stuffed!”
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with drumsticks.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so pricey?
It had 24 carrots.
Why did the scarecrow win an award at Thanksgiving?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
Why don’t you ever tell secrets at the Thanksgiving dinner table?
Because the corn has ears.
1. Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year? She ran out of thyme.
2. What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? “Grace.”
3. What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving called? The turkey trot.
4. What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving? You’ll both be filled with stuffing.
5. What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
6. What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner? A (har)vest.
7. What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving? “All About That Baste.”
8. How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever? By making sure to bring the tur-key.
9. With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what’s likely to be the most popular side dish? Masked potatoes.
10. What kind of ‘tude is appropriate at the family dinner? Gratitude.