Part 2
Mehguy wakes up in a hospital bed with a strange moustached man and a nurse named
@kittysbecute staring down at him. Mehguy is confused. The man then pulls his moustache and sideburns off and reveals that it's Rene. "It's me, Sherlock!" Rene laughs.
The first thing Mehguy asks is "Where's Mary?"
"Don't worry, she's safe as houses. She's staying at a hotel across the road." Rene reassures him.
"Now, Watson, from what happened what do you deduce?"
"I deduce that whoever hit me had a strong right hook."
"No,no, I mean from before you got knocked out."
"Oooooh, I love personality type theory and observations" Kittysbecute says.
Mehguy thinks for a while. "Well, there were four men."
"Five." Rene interrupts. "There were four when we passed them and five when we met them again. The man in the bowler hat wasn't there when first past them meaning he joined them later."
Mehguy checks his right pocket. The map is gone.
"It was taken during the fight. My guess is it was the man with the bowler hat." Rene informs him.
Kittysbecute then nervously interupts to ask Rene something."Listen, I was wondering maybe later, when you're finished-"
Rene looks up at Kittsbecute. "You're wearing lipstick, you weren't wearing lipstick before."
"I, uh... I refreshed it a bit."
Rene looks confused. "Sorry, you were saying?"
"I was just wondering if you'd like to have coffee?" Kittysbecute asks.
"Black, two sugars please." Rene says then goes back to talking to Mehguy.
"The jarvey must have overheard our conversation in the coach and jumped off to inform the man in the bowler hat... Or the Jarvey and the man in the bowler hat were the same man."
"What does this mean?" Mehguy asks Rene.
"It means someone else is after the treasure, my dear Watson."
Rene looks up at Kittysbecute again. "What happened to the lipstick?"
"It wasn't working for me..." she says. Rene is completely oblivious to Kitty's flirting.
Mehguy is let go from hospital later that day and he and Rene meet Mary at the hotel. They walk to the address in the letter, Sholto mansion which is only a few blocks down. They knock on the front door and
@SarahsKnight Sholto, one of the sons of John Sholto opens the door. As soon as he sees Mary Sarahsknight kisses Mary's hand. Mehguy's left eye twitches.
Sarahsknight leads them to the living room and begins to tell them the story of his father John Sholto. "A few days ago, on my fathers deathbed he admitted that Captain Morstan had come to see him ten years ago about the treasure. After a heated argument Captain Morstan had a heartattack. My father didn't want to draw any attention to himself so he secretly buried Captain Morstan outside in the garden."
Mary starts crying and Sarahsknight and Mehguy try to comfort her.
"My father told us the treasure was inside this mansion. Before he could tell us the exact location he saw a frightening face looking at him through the window. I and my brother Bart also saw it. It was a bearded man with a scar on the left side of his face. My father died of fright."
Sarahsknight tells them that his brother Bart Sholto found the hidden treasure in the mansion a few days later when he measured the height of the outside of the house and then the inside and found the inside was significantly shorter than the outside, meaning there was a large space unaccounted for. So Bart cut a hole in the ceiling and found the treasure inside.
After this they decided to contact Mary directly and give her the treasure. "It was my idea to send the pearl with the letter. A beautiful pearl for a beautiful lady." Sarahsknight says. Mary blushes, Mehguy's face is filled with rage and jealousy.
Sarahsknight calls for the maid. The maid leads Mary to her father grave outside in the garden. There she finds a stone Christian cross. She stays there for a while.
Sarahsknight then tells Rene and Mehguy his brother and the treasure are upstairs.
They go upstairs and Sarahsknight tries to open the door but it's locked. Rene has a clever way of getting the key. He sticks a sheet of newspaper under the door and then pushes the key on the other side out of the lock with a pin. They hear the key drop onto the newspaper and Rene pulls back the paper from under the door and grabs the key.
Rene looks through the keyhole and sees Knight's brother Bart sitting completely still with a strange expression on his face that looks like this: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Rene opens the door and they all enter the room. Bart is still motionless, with the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expression still on his face. Rene walks up to Bart and examines him. The first thing he notices is a piece of paper on the desk that says 'The Sign Of Two'. He then walks around Bart and notices a syringe sticking out of Bart's buttocks. Rene pulls out the syringe and examines it.
"Poison." he says.
Sarahsknight is devestated. He hugs and weeps over his brother. Bart still has the frozen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face on. Rene tells Sarahsknigh to get the police.
Rene and Mehguy then start to investigate the crime scene.
"There are two sets of foot prints. one set of a well dressed man with expensive shoes that entered through the front door, meaning the man must have gained Bart's trust, and another set of footprints of a man with one wooden leg coming out the window. " Rene opens the window and finds a rope that leads to the ground.
MrMoe the incompetent police detective from Scotland Yard arrives at the scene.
"Ello, ello, ello! What's all this then?" He says as he enters the room.
Mehguy sees MrMoe pointing at a doorknob. "Uuum, that's a doorknob."
"A doorknob!? Good show!"
MrMoe's men carry out Bart's body like a statue. Bart still with the frozen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face on.
Rene follows the footsteps to a dock that leads to the river Thames. There he loses the trail. They must have stolen a boat he deduces.
...
Back in London, Rene decides to employ the help of a group of children to find the man with the wooden leg and the missing boat. When they fail to find anything he reluctantly decides to seek the help of his brother
@ReesePiece23 a.k.a. Mycroft Holmes. Rene and Reese do not get along. Reese works for the British government and the British Royal family, but no one knows quite what his job is.
Reese likes to call his brother "Sherly" and Rene call Reese "Mycro". Both hate their nicknames. Rene and Mehguy meet Reese in front of a warehouse. "Hello Sherly"
"Don't call me Sherly." Rene tells his brother.
They enter the warehouse and see a man standing in front of a huge machine with all kinds of lights and buttons covering the entire back wall, taking notes.
They meet Neil Gates, Reese's assistant. Neil explains what the machine is. "This is called a computer. It is connected to what's called the internet. A vast storage of information. One day it will connect people from all over the world into one global community and bring them together. People from miles away will be able to communicate instantly with each other. It will showcase the best in humanity."
Neil then gets back to writing in his notepad.
Mycroft types in all the relevent information into the computer and waits for the results. A bunch of lights flash and a slot in the computer prints out a piece of paper with a name.
"According to the computer the culprit is
@mojoboy31 the local doctor." Reese tells Rene.
"That can't be right. Mojoboy doesn't have a wooden leg." Rene replies.
"Computer says no." Reese says.
"Mojoboy also doesn't have a scar on his face."
"Well the internet doesn't get things wrong. Maybe it's you who is wrong, brother."
"Mycro you've gone soft" Rene tells his brother. This out of all the insults Rene has thrown at Reese is the one that finally makes Reese snap.
"Soft!? SOFT!? I'LL SHOW YOU SOFT!!!" Reese throws a punch and a fight starts.
Neil Gates still facing the computer and taking notes thinks aloud to himself "Hmmm...Mycro...Soft..." He then continues to write in his notepad.
Meanwhile Mehguy is struggling to break up the fight. They are both bigger than Mehguy, so Mehguy is getting toyed around like a ragdoll.
The next day, wanted posters for mojoboy31's arrest go up all around the city and mob of angry people carrying pitchforks search the city. Rene regrets seeking his brothers help. It is now a race against time to find mojoboy before the mob does.
Rene and Mehguy go looking around the city. Mehguy sees children running and play. He sees a stray dog sniffing around. He sees an angry mob also looking for mojoboy.
A large upper class man with a top hat comes running towards Mehguy. "Doctor Watson! I know where mojoboy is! Come quickly!"
The man is fat with a fake looking mustache. "Don't pretend. I know it's you Sherlock." Mehguy grabs the fake looking mustache and pulls it. The man yells out in pain. The man's face turns red as he looks at Mehguy angrily...
As Mehguy lies in a crater the exact shape of his body, trying to recover his breath, a scruffy grey dog comes over to Mehguy and starts licking him. "Watson, we need to get back to work." The dog says. Mehguy thinks he's lost more oxygen than he though and is hallucinating.
"Come on, Watson. Time is of the essence." the dog says. Mehguy then hears the sound of a zipper opening and out pops Rene Loup. "Come on, Watson! We have to find mojoboy!"
But it's too late. The mob has caught mojoboy and are dragging him through the streets to jail. Mojoboy pleads his innocents but the mob don't listen.
Just then a group of children come running up to Rene and mehguy. The children tell Rene they spotted a man with the wooden leg getting on a a boat called the Aurora, with a strange man.
They find MrMoe at the dock, drinking on his rusted old police boat. They board MrMoe's rusty old police boat and go after the Aurora.
"Holmes, are you sure there aren't any alternative means of transportation than this?" Mehguy asks.
"I guarantee you, nobody knows London's waterways better. MrMoe is practically a fish himself." Rene replies.
"He certainly drinks like one." Mehguy says.
"Oh, you've found a sense of humour, doctor... If only just a sense." MrMoe replies sarcastically.
They spot the Aurora with the man with the wooden leg and the mysterious man on board. The mysterious man is well dressed in expensive looking clothes, has slick hair and an evil smirk on his face. The myterious man shoots at the boat's rusty hull and makes a huge hole.
MrMoe rams the Aurora with the last bit of power left and slices the Aurora in half.
Both boats start to sink head first into the water. Rene and MrMoe jump and land feet first into the water but Mehguy tips the side of the propeller and goes spinning the rest of the way down.
The man with the wooden leg is apprehended, but the mysterious man is gone. That same night back at 221b Baker Street the man with the wooden leg is
interrogated. The man with the wooden leg has a filthy beard and and a scar on his left side. The man looks like he's had a tough life. The man reveals he is Anthony7.
He tells them he was friends with a rich Indian man in India. The rich Indian man had his treasure stolen by a corrupt politician so they decided to get it back. They broke into the politician's palace and got back the treasure and buried it somewhere safe. They were eventually caught and put in jail. While in jail the two guards were Captain Morstan and John Sholto. He said he told them they would get a share of the treasure if the helped them escape. Captain Morstan and Sholto agreed so he told them where the treasure was buried, but then Sholto betrayed them and ran off with the treasure back to the UK.
"About a week ago a mysterious well dressed man came to me and told me he knew about the hidden treasure and that he would help me and my friend escape if I would help him find it. He kept his word. When we returned to London he followed you and Mary. He stole the map from you and went after the treasure. The treasure was on the Aurora which is now at the bottom of the river Thames. He knew all about you, Holmes."
Rene flashes back to the coachmen with the raspy voice and the man in the bowler hat.
"What was his name?" Rene asks. "It started with an M. It was................. @Miles."
As the police are leading him away Anthony7 turns back to them. "Oh, he also had an alias he liked to go by............... Moriarty."
Anthony7 is sent to jail for a year for assisting a murderer and mojoboy is set free. The next day Mycroft destroys the computer and locks the warehouse with a sign that says 'Never to be opened again'.
"Never again will an innocent person be falsely accused, publicly shamed or have their lives ruined because of the internet." Rene declares back at 221b Baker Street.
Mehguy and Mary Morstan start dating and get married a year later. Even Anthony7 and Miss Multifavs attend the wedding. Rene is now alone in his apartment with only the eccentric Mrs Hudson to keep him company. He takes several other cases but his enthusiasm has gone. He goes back to drinking Coke. A month goes by when one evening while Rene is playing his tiny violin, Mehguy enters the room. "Hello old friend." Mehguy says with a smile. Rene asks where Mary is "Don't worry, she's safe as houses." Mehguy replies. For the first time in a long time a smile comes across Rene's face.
At that moment a couple of policemen come rushing into the apartment, telling Sherlock that Moriarty has been spotted boarding a boat to France.
"Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot." Rene puts on his deerstalker hat on as he and Mehguy rush out of the room...
THE END?
A few days later in France, Miles is celebrating his thirty fifth birthday with his evil friends. Him and the boys stand around giggling like the "Me and the boys" meme. His friends give him a birthday cake. Miles blows out the candles then drops dead because thirty five was the average life expectancy back then.
THE END 
