It wouldn't make you hurl, but it might possibly make you lardy...
Anyone here tried the traditional deep-fried edinburgh take-outs?
Deep fried haggis and chips
Deep fried pizza and chips
Deep fried black / white pudding and chips
These all come smothered in watered-down brown sauce which makes the chips soggy.
Follow those with a deep-fried chocolate bar (nicer than they sound - the batter goes all crispy and chocolatey, and the inside is totally melted. Mars or Snickers are the best.) Only problem with these is that they taste of fish by the end of the day, mmmm!