A kwik course in talkin'...

[Unimatrix]

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[ukok]

isn't tripe the lining of a cows stomach - or something equally disgusting - my mother ate bucketsful when pregnant - yuck!!!

 

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[Soulwings]

I thought tripe was...oh, never mind...that's haggis *eew*

 

[ukok]

...deliberately?

Yeah, gross isn't it...can't remember if she said that was when she was pregnant with me or my brother...hope it wasn't me, cos that'd mean that i speak a load of old tripe, wouldn't it ?!

 

[ukok]

just thought of another revolting foodstuff - ******ts! - bits of minced up offal and brain - bleurgh! - boiled in gravy - double bleurgh!!

 

[ukok]

ooops, didn't realize that the foodstuff was also a naughty word - sorry. Honestly, you really can buy packets of these meatball like things in the freezer section of the supermarket.

 

[Noddingdog]

...as suggested by Quaffer


Words:

nicked = stolen, pronounced...no help should be needed

Pinched as well

 

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[ukok]

ok, i am totally against the use of descriptive words to indicate a persons sexuality - but, this word has been used to describe those with homosexual tendencies, begins with the letter F and ends in t ( singular) and s(plural).

I have never used that word before, as i despise it, but i can't think of another way of indicating what it is, without doing it this way.

 

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[ukok]

can't remember much about them - i was forced to eat them as a child - gosh, my family is beginning to sound really wierd isn't it !

All i know is they were disgusting, they smelt awful and i have always felt sick at the mere mention of them - hence i am feeling distinctly queasy now!

 

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[ukok]

you know the secret may finally have been revealed as to why i am a complete nut! - thank you for bringing me to this enlightenment Unimatrix!

 

[Dawn Marie]

I'm sooooo confused!

 

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[Karl - Liberal Backslider]

I thought tripe was...oh, never mind...that's haggis *eew*

Haggis is fine stuff. What do you think it's made of that's so "*eew*"?

 

[ej]

Mmm, haggis, neeps and tatties!

Gorgeous!

yum yum yum..

 

[The Midge]

can't remember much about them - i was forced to eat them as a child - gosh, my family is beginning to sound really wierd isn't it !

All i know is they were disgusting, they smelt awful and i have always felt sick at the mere mention of them - hence i am feeling distinctly queasy now!

I bet all the really awful stuff in Brains concoctions have been removed due to EU legislation. Now they taste so bland.

If you want the real thing they make them in my local butcher. They are the size of a grapefruit, spicey and only 40p each. hardly a scrap of real meat in them. British grub at it's best.

Thinking of which there are a few words that may need translating:

Bubble and Squeak.
Re-fried brasicas and potato traditionally served on boxing day in my house.

Bangers n' mash
Sausage and mashed potato.

Toad-in-the-hole
Bangers baked in batter. Strictly no amphibians. We are not French.

Spotted Dick (Short for "Richard" if it gets sensored)
A suet based baked pudding with currants.

Welsh rarebit
Cheese on toast. (and to think Pizza is atributed to Italians)

Anymore?