Orthodox Funny Joke/Meme Thread

[gurneyhalleck1]

It is useless to resist the power of the Lucas third prequel....it is inevitable...
Ahhhhhh, you want this Episode III blu-ray....take it. Watch the film. With each viewing you become more my Revenge of the Sith servant.

Lucas' feeble skills are no match for the power of good movie making!

 

[ArmyMatt]

It is useless to resist the power of the Lucas third prequel....it is inevitable...
Ahhhhhh, you want this Episode III blu-ray....take it. Watch the film. With each viewing you become more my Revenge of the Sith servant.

it is....too late for me....gurney

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Tell Gurney, he was right! He was right about Episode III....

it is....too late for me....gurney

 

[ArmyMatt]

Tell Gurney, he was right! He was right about Episode III....

no....that's not true! that's impossible! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Yeah, well, the movie critic who loved Episode III on Ord Mantell kind of changed my mind...

no....that's not true! that's impossible! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[ArmyMatt]

Yeah, well, the movie critic who loved Episode III on Ord Mantell kind of changed my mind...

they can have a strong influence on the weak minded

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

We would be honored if you’d join us....in watching the greatest prequel ever—-Episode III!

they can have a strong influence on the weak minded

 

[ArmyMatt]

We would be honored if you’d join us....in watching the greatest prequel ever—-Episode III!

I'll never join you!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

And I thought Father Matt’s opinion of this fine film smelled bad......on the outside!?

I'll never join you!

 

[ArmyMatt]

And I thought Father Matt’s opinion of this fine film smelled bad......on the outside!?

I don't care what you smell!

 

[Rubricnigel]

Gurney: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Matt: Don't lecture me, Gurney! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the horrible prequel as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.

Gurney: Your new Empire?

Matt: Don't make me anathema you.

Gurney: Matt, my allegiance is to the Smelly Jedi, to communism.

Matt: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.

Gurney: [realizing that Matt is consumed by evil and there's no reasoning with him anymore] Only a Real film critic deals in absolutes.

[draws his Cross]

Gurney: I will recommend what I must.

Matt: You will try.

[draws his Cross and confronts Gurney]

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Nicely done, mate!!

Gurney: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Matt: Don't lecture me, Gurney! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the horrible prequel as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.

Gurney: Your new Empire?

Matt: Don't make me anathema you.

Gurney: Matt, my allegiance is to the Smelly Jedi, to communism.

Matt: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.

Gurney: [realizing that Matt is consumed by evil and there's no reasoning with him anymore] Only a Real film critic deals in absolutes.

[draws his Cross]

Gurney: I will recommend what I must.

Matt: You will try.

[draws his Cross and confronts Gurney]

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Father Matt has made a critical error and the time for him to rewatch Episode III has come.

I don't care what you smell!

 

[prodromos]

All this back and forth reminds me of the English subtitles in a Chinese dubbed bootleg copy of Episode III called "The Backstroke of the West"

 

[rusmeister]

It’s in Russian, but a guy who went by the handle “Goblin” made a series of hilarious translations of the LOTR and The Phantom Menace

Star Wars: Storm in the Glass - Wikipedia

 

[rusmeister]

This translation is called “The death of Boris (Yeltsin)”.
In the first lines, he’s saying “Marx died, Lenin died, and I don’t feel so good” and she says “Wait - Let me call the journalists!” and so on.

I posted this video from YouTube; some evil force changed the link; this is an attempt to change it back.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Gurney: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Matt: Don't lecture me, Gurney! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the horrible prequel as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.

Gurney: Your new Empire?

Matt: Don't make me anathema you.

Gurney: Matt, my allegiance is to the Smelly Jedi, to communism.

Matt: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.

Gurney: [realizing that Matt is consumed by evil and there's no reasoning with him anymore] Only a Real film critic deals in absolutes.

[draws his Cross]

Gurney: I will recommend what I must.

Matt: You will try.

[draws his Cross and confronts Gurney]

darn right I am a real film critic.

although, thanks for this, because this dialogue is one of the reasons I do dislike ROTS. when Obi-Wan says that ONLY a Sith deals in absolutes, he is making an absolute statement. a little later on Anakin will say that from his POV the Jedi are evil, to which Obi-Wan will scream that he is lost, which is another absolute statement. so the Jedi is the one dealing in absolutes.

such bad writing.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Father Matt has made a critical error and the time for him to rewatch Episode III has come.

you don't know that. even Yoda cannot see my fate.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Yes, Father Matt. I've reached the main forum of TAW. The shield will be down in moments. You may
start your unfair criticisms....

you don't know that. even Yoda cannot see my fate.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Yes, Father Matt. I've reached the main forum of TAW. The shield will be down in moments. You may
start your unfair criticisms....

commencing legit criticisms, I will continue to fire when ready