Orthodox Funny Joke/Meme Thread

[Unquirer]

I think it might be a good time for some good jokes. I mean let's face it...we're not going anywhere so we might as well find some humor in things!

 

[Chesterton]

Orthodox bumper sticker:

 

[ArmyMatt]

Q: how do you open Orthodox Windows?
A: you click on the icons.

ba-dum-chee!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

This stuff is old news. I heard all these 7 years ago. We need something new!

 

[nutroll]

This stuff is old news. I heard all these 7 years ago. We need something new!

Said no Orthodox ever...

 

[SingularityOne]

 

[Sword of the Lord]

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That one is too real. Lol

 

[nutroll]

therefore the Lord will give you flesh, and ye shall eat.Ye shall not eat one day, nor two days, nor five days, neither ten days, nor twenty days; But even a whole month, until it come out at your nostrils, and it be loathsome unto you

#Numbers11, #PaschalGoals

 

[Unquirer]

 

[archer75]

Q: how do you open Orthodox Windows?
A: you click on the icons.

ba-dum-chee!

This is so 1990s, but I laughed anyway

 

[archer75]

Q: How do you know the person ahead of you on the highway is sufficiently Orthodox, and not some kind of neo-Ortho wannabe?

A: Their bumper sticker says "He's not MY Ecumenical Patriarch!"

(Ha ha...wait...um...what?)

 

[archer75]

 

[archer75]

 

[archer75]

This joke is thurible...

 

[Unquirer]

Kg..

 

[All4Christ]

An oldie, but a classic...

 

[ArmyMatt]

This stuff is old news. I heard all these 7 years ago. We need something new!

Orthodoxy needs something new......(biting my tongue, biting my tongue, biting my tongue)

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Orthodoxy doesn't need anything new, TAW does! These memes in this thread have been around since like 2003 LOL. I've seen most of them more times than Empire Strikes Back (and P.S. that is A LOT!)

Orthodoxy needs something new......(biting my tongue, biting my tongue, biting my tongue)

 

[ArmyMatt]

Orthodoxy doesn't need anything new, TAW does! These memes in this thread have been around since like 2003 LOL. I've seen most of them more times than Empire Strikes Back (and P.S. that is A LOT!)

TAW is a forum of Orthodoxy (because it's for Orthodox posters) and a ministry of Orthodoxy (because people have become Orthodox here).

NEEDS ANYTHING NEW?! IS OUTRAGE!!!!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Hey....not saying the baklava sucks, just saying once in a while a different baklava recipe might be in order, my good Padre!

TAW is a forum of Orthodoxy (because it's for Orthodox posters) and a ministry of Orthodoxy (because people have become Orthodox here).

NEEDS ANYTHING NEW?! IS OUTRAGE!!!!