Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

lucypevensie · Jul 14, 2023

Bad news: for the hearing impaired that is frustrating.

public hermit · Jul 14, 2023

Good news: We can go inside where there's AC and folks can get close and communicate.

Chesterton · Jul 14, 2023

Bad news: my AC system is not very cold because it just consists of my house servant Pablo waving a palm leaf at me all day.

public hermit · Jul 14, 2023

Good news: You're cooler than Pablo. Think positive.

Chesterton · Jul 16, 2023

Bad news: I'm not as cool as Arthur Fonzarelli.

lucypevensie · Jul 17, 2023

Good news: you can be cool by taking a pic of yourself with the Bronze Fonz.

public hermit · Jul 18, 2023

Bad news: Potsie Weber says it doesn't matter what you do, any form of The Fonz.is cooler.

lucypevensie · Jul 18, 2023

Good news: Potsie is not the expert here.

Chesterton · Jul 20, 2023

Bad news: Although I like to think of myself as one, there is no such thing as an expert on coolness.

public hermit · Jul 23, 2023

Good news: Coolness can be a complete accident., which means anybody can be cool. (Go Potsie!)

Chesterton · Jul 24, 2023

Bad news: Ralph Malph's feelings are hurt because he hasn't been mentioned in this thread.

Carrilynn · Sep 3, 2023

GOOD NEWS: All fall floral decorations are free, women will crowd around as if it were black Friday!

lucypevensie · Sep 3, 2023

Bad news: crowds make me anxious.

Carrilynn · Sep 4, 2023

GOOD NEWS: New fall events to be held outdoors in wide spacious areas.

lucypevensie · Sep 5, 2023

Bad news: windy conditions, not uncommon with autumn weather, keep blowing the lighter-weight merchandise away.

Chesterton · Sep 13, 2023

Good news: you'll save the money you didn't spend on decorations to celebrate an astronomical season of the year like some darned pagan.

lucypevensie · Sep 13, 2023

Bad news: money that would have been spent on harmless, cute fall decorations is now being spent on candles and incense and crystals and junk.

Chesterton · Sep 14, 2023

Good news: people selling that stuff are making a lot of money.

lucypevensie · Sep 15, 2023

Bad news: they’re spending it all on junk food and cigarettes.

Chesterton · Sep 16, 2023

Good news: doctors and hospitals are making a lot of money.