Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

[Quid est Veritas?]

Good news: Humans all have enzymes to break down alcohol in moderate amounts. If they so choose, people need not be teetotalers.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: mezcal exists.

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: mezcal exists.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: Some of us don't know what mezcal is.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: you can find out below.

“Some of the many words used to describe mezcal's various flavors and smells include citrusy, floral, peppery, pineapple, vanilla, jalapeno, petrol, peppermint, licorice, rubber, nectar and model glue.”

(guess I’ve only tasted the kind that tastes like a garage)

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: perhaps it is an acquired taste, or you must develop your palate to appreciate notes of model glue and rubber, but I simply don't want to.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: Chocolate is a thing, and it’s delicious!

 

[Samsun]

Bad news: chocolate is a thing, and it's bad for dogs.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: carob can be used as a Chocolate replacement, and is safe for dogs.

 

[Chesterton]

Bad news: I don't know where to purchase carob.

 

[Ceallaigh]

Good news, Amazon sells everything.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: they do not always have the lowest prices.

 

[Samsun]

Good news: dogs are healthier without carob anyway!

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: my dog won’t leave me alone until I give her some carob.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Good news: He is a dog. You can just lock him in the yard until he behaves

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: we don’t have a fence with a lock on it. Or even a fence for that matter.

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: I can come sleep in your yard when I need to.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: you’ll have to deal with squirrels and birds.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Good news: There is some good eatin' on those.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: ours are vicious and you will never be able to catch any.