Jokes on Evolution: Two butterflies were chatting about Evolution...

[JGG]

I think the funniest joke here, is that the evolutuonists can't take a joke! Is Darwin and his precious theory so sacred?

You really think Gottservant's jokes are funny?

 

[Gottservant]

Two ant children are arguing about the future.

The baby ant says "I want to live forever, I am going to believe in Jesus"

The child ant says "I want to change forever, I am going to believe in Evolution"

The Mother ant says "Now children, Jesus never said you wouldn't get bored and Evolution never said you would never be boring."

(And they agreed it was worse to be boring).

 

[Lord Emsworth]

I think you are watching/playing too much Pokemon.

 

[Gottservant]

One day pikachu was walking through the forest when he came across a real bear.

The bear said "What are you doing here, don't you know I'm angry because humans think they came from apes and not from bears, like me?"

pikachu thought about it for a minute and said "That's all well and good but humans gave me the power to shock because humans live mostly by their imagination, you don't think I'll ever actually exist do you?"

the bear thought about it for a minute and said "I don't know, they could combine an electric eel with a cat, that would explain where dogs came from, right?"

pikachu didn't want to think about it, so he said "if an eel combined with a dog is a cat, then maybe a human from an ape is actually a bear"

the bear was happy "you're not so bad, but its survival of the fittest, I still have to eat you"

And the bear got a tummy ache, not because pikichu shocked him as he ate him, but because he realized that pikachu was one of a kind and Darwin would probably not be happy.

What do you think Evolutionists, is it a biodiversity sin to erase a species?

 

[JGG]

One day pikachu was walking through the forest when he came across a real bear.

The bear said "What are you doing here, don't you know I'm angry because humans think they came from apes and not from bears, like me?"

pikachu thought about it for a minute and said "That's all well and good but humans gave me the power to shock because humans live mostly by their imagination, you don't think I'll ever actually exist do you?"

the bear thought about it for a minute and said "I don't know, they could combine an electric eel with a cat, that would explain where dogs came from, right?"

pikachu didn't want to think about it, so he said "if an eel combined with a dog is a cat, then maybe a human from an ape is actually a bear"

the bear was happy "you're not so bad, but its survival of the fittest, I still have to eat you"

And the bear got a tummy ache, not because pikichu shocked him as he ate him, but because he realized that pikachu was one of a kind and Darwin would probably not be happy.

What do you think Evolutionists, is it a biodiversity sin to erase a species?

Fascinating...

 

[lasthero]

You really think Gottservant's jokes are funny?

AVs bird joke was a little funny.

 

[SpyderByte]

You really think Gottservant's jokes are funny?

Not really, but the EVO reaction is hysterical! You'd think somebody'd just kicked their sand castle down! I think its the definition of "can dish it out, but can't take it!"

 

[SpyderByte]

Here's one for ya! Sombody else posted it way back, but it works!

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.

The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this?

Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"

But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"

 

[SpyderByte]

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution,I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
Lewis Black

 

[SpyderByte]

 

[SpyderByte]

 

[Gottservant]

Some praying mantis insects are chatting to each other, one day.

One looks up to the sky and looks back down and says "I think I am well suited to the Sun, look I have a slender body and a thick pigment and my skin is especially tolerant to heat"

A second one looks directly at the sun and looks back down and says "I think I am well suited to the Sun, I can stare directly at it, I can move despite its heat and I don't thirst easily"

A third praying mantis, spends a bit of time thinking for a minute and says "I look at the Sun every day, I don't think of anything else but heat and if I could set myself on fire I would"

The other two look at each other for a minute, and say "Evolutionist."

 

[SpyderByte]

Mud to man evolution is a joke by itself, so this threads kinda redundant ain't it?

 

[JGG]

Keep going! You crazy kids are on to something!

 

[kellhus]

Not really, but the EVO reaction is hysterical! You'd think somebody'd just kicked their sand castle down! I think its the definition of "can dish it out, but can't take it!"

Pity is hysterical?

 

[CabVet]

What's really funny about this is that the mythical creatures that you use to mock evolution are described in the Bible and not in any evolutionary biology book:

Deuteronomy 32:33 Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.

Job 30:29 I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.

Psalm 91:13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Revelation 12:3 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.

 

[SpyderByte]

What's really funny about this is that the mythical creatures that you use to mock evolution are described in the Bible and not in any evolutionary biology book:

Deuteronomy 32:33 Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.

Job 30:29 I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.

Psalm 91:13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Revelation 12:3 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.

Maybe a crash course in the bible would be helpful, since most of those passages are talkin about satan. The ones that aren't, what do ya s'pose they called dinosaurs before the word was invented? Meanwhile, the pokemon refrence is still more like what evo's want us to believe happened! You keep spoutin that nonsense, we'll keep sittin back yukkin it up!

 

[kellhus]

Maybe a crash course in the bible would be helpful, since most of those passages are talkin about satan. The ones that aren't, what do ya s'pose they called dinosaurs before the word was invented? Meanwhile, the pokemon refrence is still more like what evo's want us to believe happened! You keep spoutin that nonsense, we'll keep sittin back yukkin it up!

Dinosaurs were extinct before humans were ever around.

 

[JGG]

Maybe a crash course in the bible would be helpful, since most of those passages are talkin about satan. The ones that aren't, what do ya s'pose they called dinosaurs before the word was invented? Meanwhile, the pokemon refrence is still more like what evo's want us to believe happened! You keep spoutin that nonsense, we'll keep sittin back yukkin it up!

You think evolution is like Pokemon?

 

[kellhus]

You think evolution is like Pokemon?

Is spiderbyte a sock for gottservant?