What I apparently said in my sleep the other day.

[Neostarwcc]

So my wife discorded me this the other day:

"Our conversation when i gave you your amoxicillin:
Me: "Anything specific you want for dinner?"
You: (half-awake) "Just not the......... the other kind of God"
Me: (confused) "of cod?"
You: "No, um... Arminians. Yeah. I don't want any Arminians."
Me: (amused) "Yeah, those would be bad to have for dinner."
You: "Yeah." ..... zzzzzzzz
heart I love you!"

No offense meant to Arminians but I still don't think they would be good to have for dinner either.

 

[eleos1954]

A Calvinist dies and goes to Heaven

He sees two doors. One is labeled free will, and the other is predestination. He walks through the predestination door and an angel asks him why he was here. The Calvinist replies, "I saw this door and decided to walk through it." The angel replies, "You can't be here, you chose this."

Dejected, he goes into the other door. Its angel asks him why he was here.

He replies, "I had no choice"

 

[Moral Orel]

I talk in my sleep sometimes too. It scares the heck out of the people in the car I'm driving.

 

[Neostarwcc]

I talk in my sleep sometimes too. It scares the heck out of the people in the car I'm driving.

Ouch, hopefully you have those grates in the middle and side of the road designed alert asleep drivers.

 

[Neostarwcc]

A Calvinist dies and goes to Heaven

He sees two doors. One is labeled free will, and the other is predestination. He walks through the predestination door and an angel asks him why he was here. The Calvinist replies, "I saw this door and decided to walk through it." The angel replies, "You can't be here, you chose this."

Dejected, he goes into the other door. Its angel asks him why he was here.

He replies, "I had no choice"

Lol! that's funny!