The Excuse Game

[MissRowy]

Cant wash my hands because I just had a shower

Go and read a book

 

[lucypevensie]

I already read all the good ones.

Go pick up your clothes off the floor.

 

[MissRowy]

The wardrobe door wont open

go for a walk.

 

[cactusrose]

Going for a walk is dangerous ,lightening can strike you even on a sunny cloudless day from many miles away.

Would you fill my car up on your way back from the store?

 

[lucypevensie]

I've decided I'm not going to contribute to air pollution any more, so until they make solar powered cars, I won't be buying any gas.

Turn down the volume on the TV.

 

[cactusrose]

There are bacteria all over the remote control I will not risk becoming ill over your sensitivities and its very thoughtless for you to expect me to.

May I borrow $20?

 

[lucypevensie]

All I have is this suitcase full of 100s, and you did ask for 20, so for me to give you a 100 would be wrong.

Will you please clean the shower when you've finished in there?

 

[cactusrose]

The products required to clean the shower may cause me breathing difficulties says so right on the warning label.So thats not recommended .

Will you stop talking so much ?

 

[lucypevensie]

Well. I'm an extroverted and as such, I NEED to say what's on my mind or else I will be incredibly unhappy, and you wouldn't want that, I'm sure.

Could yo please stop snoring?

 

[cactusrose]

As soon as you do.

Would you answer the phone?

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't hear it ringing.

Will you help my kids with her science experiment?

 

[cactusrose]

I would love to but I think I'm overqualified.

Why didn't you water my plants while I was out of town you promised you would?

 

[lucypevensie]

I thought I'd be extra nice and treat them to some coca cola instead, for a treat, you know. Guess they didn't like it.

Will you give me a ride to work today?

 

[cactusrose]

Its funny you should ask that.I got this strange cramp in my foot yesterday so today I thought I would give my foot ,the right one,the one I would need to push the break and the gas peddle with a rest.If the cramp came back while I was driving it wouldn't be safe and I wouldn't want to put you in any danger because I care about you too much.

Can I borrow your black dress to go to dinner tonight in ?

 

[Matthew-59]

Sorry, but I gave up cross-dressing a few years ago and gave all my dresses away already. Bummer, I should have kept that black one for you if only I'd known you needed it for tonight.

Please make something for me to eat.

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry but I gave all my food to the next door neighbour

Can you pay my phone bill for me?

 

[lucypevensie]

Did you call me on that phone? No, you didn't. So why should I pay for something that didn't even benefit me?

Will you please stop asking so many questions?

 

[MissRowy]

No because all I have is lots of answers!!

Will you pay my power bill instead??

 

[lucypevensie]

I can't because I don't know where to send the check.

Turn down that radio.

 

[MissRowy]

The volume button fell off

Can you get some groceries for me?