That Awkward Moment Thread

[CeBee]

The awkward moment when you are in the car with friends and you suddenly shout "No!" because you were arguing with yourself in your head.

 

[Multifavs]

That awkward moment when Multi brings back an old thread...

That awkward moment when you say the wrong thing, or you say something and then realize it didn't sound right.

That awkward moment when you have more names than anyone can keep track of!

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment when you ask the patient if their mother also wants to order glasses, and they respond: "that's my wife..."

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment at work when a 46 year old woman wants you to "take her" "out back", and tries to sit in your lap.... And that awkward moment when that's just an average Tuesday in the Walmart Vision Center

 

[Miles]

When you're finishing the last few sentences of an email, and somebody walks up to you demanding your full attention. When that happens to me, brain no worky

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Nurse lady: Fill this cup to the line with your urine.
Oh, and by the way, I have stand here and watch you.

0.o

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Surfing thru a dating site and noticing a former CF Singler on there with their profile set to "non-religious". *sigh*

 

[mojoboy31]

HEEEEYYYYYY what's this thread all about? Why I do believe it is the return if the Awkward Moments Thread. The place where we share our awkward moments.

That awkward moment when you're late to work, so you stop for a latte on the way since you're already late, so whats the difference?

 

[shineyourlight]

HEEEEYYYYYY what's this thread all about? Why I do believe it is the return if the Awkward Moments Thread. The place where we share our awkward moments.

That awkward moment when you're late to work, so you stop for a latte on the way since you're already late, so whats the difference?

YOU FOUND IT! *claps*

The awkward moment the doctor is about to weigh me and she asks, "How do you usually weigh yourself?" And I respond with, "Butt naked," and she just looks at me weirdly and says, "I meant, do they make you take your shoes off before they weigh you here?"

 

[mojoboy31]

Me: I will not be awkward today.

Also me: asks the patient if their mom is also going to order glasses today-- but it's not their mom, it is their wife....

 

[shineyourlight]

SOMEONE told me I needed to share this on here (I won't name names).....buttttttttt, I met John Cooper (lead singer of Skillet) at an amusement park and he was with his kids. I fangirled so hard that I ran up to him and said, "Are you the skillet?" and then wanted to die in embarrassment.

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment when you tell your new associate how the store the looks rougher than it is, then on their first day, they get approached in the parking lot on their way by a weirdo, then their first customer threatens to sue.

Welcome to walmart.

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment when your plan was just not well thought out at all.

 

[shineyourlight]

That awkward moment when your plan was just not well thought out at all.

Oooo, what's the plan stan?

 

[.Mikha'el.]

Surfing thru a dating site and noticing a former CF Singler on there with their profile set to "non-religious". *sigh*

You have me curious as to whom.

 

[mojoboy31]

Oooo, what's the plan stan?

Getting on the bus, Gus.

Nah, I went to drop my little brother off at work, and pickup a huge grocery order on the way home. It wasn't quite ready, so I went to the coffee shop, grabbed a latte, and saw across the street, the new Korean place in town that's been "coming soon" for two solid years is finally open. So I got some Beef Bulgogi to-go, and then headed to pickup the grocery order.

It took them a little longer than I expected to bring the groceries out, and now my beautiful car smells like fried cabbage and onions

 

[sampa]

That awkward moment when you memorize the doctor's appointment a million times and have been waiting for it, text messages and calls arrive reminding you and then you arrive thinking it is a different time. And have to reschedule.

That just happened today for a podiatrist.

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment when the patient smells like Weed so bad you're afraid you'll get a contact high.

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment when you've been guessing this poor kid's gender wrong for the last 20 minutes.....

In my defense, their mask is adult sized, covering covering 70% of their face, and that had their long hair in a braid....

 

[shineyourlight]

My idea of flirting (these are actual conversations I've had on dating apps when I used them).