If you get baptised in milk, does that make you a latte day saint ?
Num. 22:30: And the *** said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ***, upon which you have ridden ever since I was yours until this day? was I ever wont to do so to thee? And he said, Nay. (get it ?)
How many spiritual warrious does it take to change a lightbulb ?
6, 1 to change the bulb, 5 to bind the spirit of darkness
How many politically correct bible readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
3, 1 to change the bulb, 2 to counsel the flourescent tubes in case they are offended.
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
1, but they are still in darkness
Num. 22:30: And the *** said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ***, upon which you have ridden ever since I was yours until this day? was I ever wont to do so to thee? And he said, Nay. (get it ?)
How many spiritual warrious does it take to change a lightbulb ?
6, 1 to change the bulb, 5 to bind the spirit of darkness
How many politically correct bible readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
3, 1 to change the bulb, 2 to counsel the flourescent tubes in case they are offended.
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
1, but they are still in darkness
