You might be a Redneck!!

[lilchristiangurl]

Those r funny! my favorite is 'the biggest city u have ever been 2 is walmart'

 

[onfireinfredricton]

Your uncle henry wrote"male" on your Mail box 20 years ago and nobody has noticed yet.

 

[jonathant]

Rednecks Rule Because...
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1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions

 

[gigglegrl14]

um... very funny.

 

[Turkwoyz]

What's a redneck?

 

[Miss Mayberry]

*You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter.

I can.

* You come back from the dump with more than you took.

Ehehehe I admit.

* You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

In the summer we do!

* You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

Four, if I sit on top of one.

* You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

That's fine china, man.

* You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

That's fine dining, man.

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I watched 'Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed' last night. He had me in stitches! I wrote down something he said, it was so funny. It was:
"In a women's magazine, women were asked to write in and choose their fantasy man. The most popular answer was a dangerous man. Maybe they were thinking dangerous, like James Bond. Because now, if you get a dangerous man, you're on an episode of "COPS" hangin' out a trailer door in a tube top, yelling, "Lock his hiney up! Lock his hiney up!!"

 

[Miss Mayberry]

What's a redneck?

red·neck ( P ):
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.
A white person regarded as having a provincial, conservative, often bigoted attitude.

redneck

n : a poor white person in the southern US [syn: cracker]

 

[lladybugg]

rofl... hes some more.

1. After you mow the law, you run into the house and say to your spouse, "Honey, honey, guess where I found the car!!"
2. Your tv remote is *actually* your son, Junior.
3. It seems like nothing out of the ordinary to lose a fight between your car and a whitetail deer.

 

[Reborn_in_Christ2003]

You Might be a redneck if you slam on the gas then hit the brakes to empty the back of your pickup!!

Does that count if you do that with a Jeep.

 

[Snowhite]

funny

 

[Turkwoyz]

red·neck ( P ):
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.
A white person regarded as having a provincial, conservative, often bigoted attitude.

redneck

n : a poor white person in the southern US [syn: cracker]

thanks

 

[DixieBelle]

What's a redneck?

To quote the great Jeff Foxworthy , a redneck is someone with: "A glorious lack of sophistication".

 

[Tenorvoice]

and they are true thats the sad part.


and someone here has been readin ole Jeff Foxworthy's work!!!!

 

[all4faith]

I feel like you aught not talk about redneck inless you are one..and "I are one!!"
So with that said, "You might be a redneck if your mother can tell the State Trooper to kiss her a$$, without taking the marlboro out of her mouth!"
Have y'all seen "The Blue Collar Comedy Special" It's a must see if you like this kind of humor **** 4 stars...

 

[relientk]

i aint no hic!

 

[Tenorvoice]

hey man "hic is chic" and with that~~~~ Personal Hygiene~~

For the ladies:~~ MAKEUP~~

Good make-up, like a good paintjob, requires a clean surface and a primer coat. Fortunately, most bars are pretty dark, and beer can be counted on to blur the vision of prospects. In most cases, and EXTRA bud can be just as effective ax extra blush.

and for the Guys ~~Fashion~~

This subject can be summarized in a single phrase:

No collar, no tie.

 

[lladybugg]

*snicker*

 

[Fernando911]

you might be a redneck if....you go to ur family reunion to find a wife

 

[kuntrygurl_26]

cute!

 

[Utah Knight]

i always like a godd redneck joke