Plain clothed people do not impress me because of things like that. But mostly how does painting your bumper cause you to be closer to God?
Exactly. Why indeed?
I’m Orthodox Christian, baptized in the United Methodist Church in the 1970s, and formerly with the UCC in a quixotic attempt to assist the confessional movement now known as “Faithful and Welcoming” which has sadly failed to address the problems with that denomination, since the best course of action for traditional Congregationalists is to leave and join the CCCC. I also spent a year in the Episcopal church because my friend, who was one of the last conservative vicars in the Diocese of Los Angeles, was retiring, and I wanted to attend his church during that time, which was also very convenient to my house, and then when he retired the persecution of the Orthodox made the next steps obvious, although I have connections with the Continuing Anglican movement and liturgical Methodists and Congregationalists and also to the LCMS and LCC, both through my friends here and my attendance in my youth of an LCMS parochial school.
So that’s basically as far removed from Mennonite theology as you can get. I also disagree with the Peace Church idea, since St. Athanasius and other church fathers regarded military service as honorable.
And if there is one church father who I regard as especially important to Christianity, it is St. Athanasius, because of his defense of the doctrines of the Incarnation and the Holy Trinity against Arius and his 39th Paschal Encyclical, which introduced the 27 book New Testament canon we use, which was the perfect balance between the more restrictive canons we see in the original East Syriac Peshitta, which lacked Revelation, 2 Peter, 2 John, 3 John and Jude and in Martin Luther’s proposed removal of Jude, James, Hebrews and Revelation, which fortunately he did not do, but he did put them in the back of his Bible as a semi-deuterocanonical “antilegomenna”, and more expansive canons that had been proposed in the fourth century which would have included Patristic writings such as the Shepherd of Hermas, 1 Clement and an early book of church order like the Didache or Didascalia (these are good books, but they are Patristic rather than Apostolic) and which would very likely have included some psuedepigrapha such as “1 Barnabas” or 3 Corinthians (which appeared in an early Armenian Bible) or Laodiceans - 1 Barnabas is potentially doctrinally problematic, whereas Laodiceans seemingly goes out of its way to not contradict other Pauline epistles and is widely regarded as a pious forgery, and the same seemed to be true of 3 Corinthians.
At any rate, the Orthodox try to avoid making a public spectacle of our religious devotion, for example, by refusing to use some modern technologies and by wearing old-fashioned clothing and making our cars look peculiar. We have other ways of seeking closeness to God, such as the Jesus Prayer, Hesychasm, praying the Psalms and partaking frequently of the Eucharist.