The old "What do you get when you cross..." jokes

[cruztacean]

A bear with a skunk?
Winnie the phew!

A baby goat with a hedgehog?
A stuck-up kid

A centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie

A snowman with a shark?
Frostbite

A kangaroo with an elephant?
Great big holes all over Australia.

I'm hoping someone can come up with better ones than these. I'll run away now to dodge the flying tomatoes....

 

[eturner74]

lol

 

[NoddaProbBob]

lol! nice

 

[Kiwicee]

I actually thought those were quite funny!

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Lol!

 

[godisgr8]

cute

 

[whimsyjean]

My fav is the kangaroo with the elephant. Really enjoying the visual on that one!

 

[Kitangel]

lol they're clever!

 

[Romeo14]

They ain't that bad actually, but jsut to worn ya, I use watermelons. *BONK!* SORRY!

 

[Tzutchka]

my son and his friends loved them! they are cute