- Nov 25, 2024
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I have a story for you today.
Johann was a picky eater—so picky that no restaurant (almost) ever seemed good enough for him.
His high standards made him hard to please.
But one day, he was kidnapped, and that unexpected event changed his life forever.
Through a clever scheme, he escaped. And strangely enough, what should have been his worst nightmare became his gold mine—
he walked away richer than before.
But it wasn’t just money he gained. He also learned something from it.
I didn't write this story, I only contributed some ideas.
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Johann Weisman had everything: good income, status, and a life of extravagance. A celebrated doctor turned businessman, he lived in a world where nothing came cheap. He scoffed at meals below $20, considering them an insult to his refined palate.
One evening, to celebrate securing a new contract, Johann and his business partner Hans set out in search of a fitting restaurant in Vienna. Their demanding tastes and fussiness turned the search into a prolonged ordeal, as they scoured the city for an establishment that could match their impossibly high standards—even though every venue they encountered was among the most expensive in town. They sneered at each upscale spot, dismissing the polished menus and lavish decor as unworthy. At one glittering venue with sky-high prices, Johann spat, "This dump has the unrefined charm of a grimy cafeteria built for drifters," while Hans derided another, branding it "a pathetic food truck on wheels that dares to charge extortionate rates." At yet another high-end restaurant, Johann smirked and added, "This looks like a place for the homeless." Their disdain was palpable, their arrogance unrelenting.
After nearly 4 hours of scrutinizing menus and scoping out venues, they finally settled on an upscale location that promised a first-rate experience. Fueled by aged whiskey and expensive cigars, the pair indulged freely, their laughter growing louder as the night wore on. Eventually, they were kicked out after only seventy minutes—abruptly told it was closing time. They staggered out into the city streets, their judgment clouded by their revelry. They didn’t notice the black van parked nearby until it was too late.
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The van screeched forward, headlights blinding. Before Johann could react, rough hands yanked him back. A hood was shoved over his head, muffling Hans’s protests as they struggled. Their kidnappers moved swiftly, bundling Johann into the van while leaving Hans behind. Johann’s world blurred into darkness.
Johann’s new reality began in a dim room in the beautiful rural town of Bad Goisern on Lake Halstatt. His 2 kidnappers' goal was to demand a ransom of 2 million.
The two kidnappers sat slouched in the dim room, their cigarettes dangling lazily from their fingers. A half-empty bag of fast food sat between them, grease stains spreading across the table. They were talking with an east German accent.
"Bro, this job takes it outta you," the first kidnapper muttered, tossing a handful of chips into his mouth. "Good thing we got burgers and chips. Need the energy to keep this guy in line."
"Yeah, it’s no easy job. Makes me nervous sometimes, but the smokes keep me steady. I couldn’t go on without ‘em."
"They’re good for the lungs too."
"When I was little, on my way to school, I always felt envious of my grandpa, he'd sleep in everyday, and after he woke up, he'd do nothing, no work, no school. Poor me....."
"Don’t worry—after we get the money, we’ll be set for life. A life of eating & drinking without work,.... Just happy days ahead."
"Yeah, our dream lifestyle is not far away...Ha, ha..."
Then they started to laugh, which got louder and louder, their mouths stretching wide, exposing every inch of their cigarette-stained front teeth.
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Eventually, the kidnappers dragged themselves back to reality and walked into Johann’s room, the ransom note clutched tightly in the first one's hand.
"Alright, doc," the first kidnapper said, leaning against the doorway with a smirk. "Time to make your family cough up the cash. Two million bucks—that’s all we’re asking. Not too much."
The second chimed in, "Yeah, they’ll pay to get you back. I mean, who wouldn’t? You’re worth it, right?"
Johann, calm and composed, met their gaze. "My family’s wealth has declined a lot, We don’t even have two thousand, let alone two million. They won’t pay you two million."
The 2 kidnappers looked at each other for a while, then the first kidnapper’s smirk faltered, replaced by a confused frown. "What’re you talking about? You’re rich!"
Johann shook his head. "Not anymore......Aren't you afraid of punishment after death?"
The two kidnappers felt silent, the second scratched his head, "I don't know what you're talkin about....look, your family must cough up at least 1 million..."
Johann: "You're wasting your time..."
The two kidnappers looked at each other, not knowing what to say.....
Johann was a picky eater—so picky that no restaurant (almost) ever seemed good enough for him.
His high standards made him hard to please.
But one day, he was kidnapped, and that unexpected event changed his life forever.
Through a clever scheme, he escaped. And strangely enough, what should have been his worst nightmare became his gold mine—
he walked away richer than before.
But it wasn’t just money he gained. He also learned something from it.
I didn't write this story, I only contributed some ideas.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Johann Weisman had everything: good income, status, and a life of extravagance. A celebrated doctor turned businessman, he lived in a world where nothing came cheap. He scoffed at meals below $20, considering them an insult to his refined palate.
One evening, to celebrate securing a new contract, Johann and his business partner Hans set out in search of a fitting restaurant in Vienna. Their demanding tastes and fussiness turned the search into a prolonged ordeal, as they scoured the city for an establishment that could match their impossibly high standards—even though every venue they encountered was among the most expensive in town. They sneered at each upscale spot, dismissing the polished menus and lavish decor as unworthy. At one glittering venue with sky-high prices, Johann spat, "This dump has the unrefined charm of a grimy cafeteria built for drifters," while Hans derided another, branding it "a pathetic food truck on wheels that dares to charge extortionate rates." At yet another high-end restaurant, Johann smirked and added, "This looks like a place for the homeless." Their disdain was palpable, their arrogance unrelenting.
After nearly 4 hours of scrutinizing menus and scoping out venues, they finally settled on an upscale location that promised a first-rate experience. Fueled by aged whiskey and expensive cigars, the pair indulged freely, their laughter growing louder as the night wore on. Eventually, they were kicked out after only seventy minutes—abruptly told it was closing time. They staggered out into the city streets, their judgment clouded by their revelry. They didn’t notice the black van parked nearby until it was too late.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
The van screeched forward, headlights blinding. Before Johann could react, rough hands yanked him back. A hood was shoved over his head, muffling Hans’s protests as they struggled. Their kidnappers moved swiftly, bundling Johann into the van while leaving Hans behind. Johann’s world blurred into darkness.
Johann’s new reality began in a dim room in the beautiful rural town of Bad Goisern on Lake Halstatt. His 2 kidnappers' goal was to demand a ransom of 2 million.
The two kidnappers sat slouched in the dim room, their cigarettes dangling lazily from their fingers. A half-empty bag of fast food sat between them, grease stains spreading across the table. They were talking with an east German accent.
"Bro, this job takes it outta you," the first kidnapper muttered, tossing a handful of chips into his mouth. "Good thing we got burgers and chips. Need the energy to keep this guy in line."
"Yeah, it’s no easy job. Makes me nervous sometimes, but the smokes keep me steady. I couldn’t go on without ‘em."
"They’re good for the lungs too."
"When I was little, on my way to school, I always felt envious of my grandpa, he'd sleep in everyday, and after he woke up, he'd do nothing, no work, no school. Poor me....."
"Don’t worry—after we get the money, we’ll be set for life. A life of eating & drinking without work,.... Just happy days ahead."
"Yeah, our dream lifestyle is not far away...Ha, ha..."
Then they started to laugh, which got louder and louder, their mouths stretching wide, exposing every inch of their cigarette-stained front teeth.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Eventually, the kidnappers dragged themselves back to reality and walked into Johann’s room, the ransom note clutched tightly in the first one's hand.
"Alright, doc," the first kidnapper said, leaning against the doorway with a smirk. "Time to make your family cough up the cash. Two million bucks—that’s all we’re asking. Not too much."
The second chimed in, "Yeah, they’ll pay to get you back. I mean, who wouldn’t? You’re worth it, right?"
Johann, calm and composed, met their gaze. "My family’s wealth has declined a lot, We don’t even have two thousand, let alone two million. They won’t pay you two million."
The 2 kidnappers looked at each other for a while, then the first kidnapper’s smirk faltered, replaced by a confused frown. "What’re you talking about? You’re rich!"
Johann shook his head. "Not anymore......Aren't you afraid of punishment after death?"
The two kidnappers felt silent, the second scratched his head, "I don't know what you're talkin about....look, your family must cough up at least 1 million..."
Johann: "You're wasting your time..."
The two kidnappers looked at each other, not knowing what to say.....
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