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Yes, they look exactly like regular DVD's. They just put out a better quality picture.
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Yes, they look exactly like regular DVD's. They just put out a better quality picture.
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In a nearby town there is a synagogue and three churches --- Baptist, United and Catholic. All were having a terrible problem with pesky squirrels getting into their sanctuaries and creating a huge mess. There seemed no way of keeping them out. All four held congregational meetings to discuss the problem.
The Baptist congregation decided that they were predestined to have squirrels. Since it was God’s will for them, they decided to do nothing.
The United congregation decided to buy live traps to catch the squirrels. They caught them all but didn’t have the heart to kill them. They drove far out into the countryside and released them. A week later they had all returned.
The Catholic congregation decided to rent the live traps from the United Church. Once they had caught all the squirrels the priest had a brilliant inspiration --- he baptized all the squirrels and entered them into the church rolls. Then they let them go. Now they only show up at Christmas and Easter.
The rabbi also rented the traps. He conducted a bris on the first male squirrel trapped and then released him. None have been seen near the synagogue since.
The Baptist congregation decided that they were predestined to have squirrels. Since it was God’s will for them, they decided to do nothing.
The United congregation decided to buy live traps to catch the squirrels. They caught them all but didn’t have the heart to kill them. They drove far out into the countryside and released them. A week later they had all returned.
The Catholic congregation decided to rent the live traps from the United Church. Once they had caught all the squirrels the priest had a brilliant inspiration --- he baptized all the squirrels and entered them into the church rolls. Then they let them go. Now they only show up at Christmas and Easter.
The rabbi also rented the traps. He conducted a bris on the first male squirrel trapped and then released him. None have been seen near the synagogue since.
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