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Sometimes in the Old Testament there is a literal counting use that uses 1000. "There were four thousand men" is pretty literal - the context makes it so.
Sometimes in the Old Testament there is a literal counting use that uses 1000. Imagine something like "There were four thousand men" which is pretty literal - the context makes it so. But what about when the Old Testament uses it as a metaphor for a big number? If we investigate the following uses of "A thousand" we can see that they often use it symbolically the way we use the phrase "A gazillion". This is why when we come to Revelation - the most symbolic book of the bible with Jesus depicted as a lamb with 7 eyes and 7 horns - I cannot read 1000 literally. It just isn't used that way in Jewish apocalyptic symbolism.
There are just too many instances where a thousand is literary and symbolic, not literal or about an actual number. So what are they?
Psalm 50: "I bring no charges against you concerning your sacrifices or concerning your burnt offerings, which are ever before me. I have no need of a bull from your stall or of goats from your pens, for every animal of the forest is mine, and the cattle on a thousand hills."
= Is the literal futurist really going to argue that God only owns a thousand hills? What about the other million or so on Earth?
Deuteronomy 1:11 - "11 May the Lord, the God of your ancestors, increase you a thousand times and bless you as he has promised!"
= God was *only* going to grow his people a thousand times - from the literal number of people standing before Moses that day? What happened to more than the stars in the sky and grains of sand on a beach?
Deuteronomy 7:9 - "Know therefore that the Lord your God is God; he is the faithful God, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commandments."
= Is the literal futurist really bold enough to insist God is only faithful for a thousand generations? A generation was 40 years - so in 40,000 years God is unfaithful!!!???
Psalm 105:8 - "He remembers his covenant FOREVER, the promise he made, for a THOUSAND generations"
= Well, which is it? Forever, or a thousand generations / 40,000 years?
Psalms 84:10 - "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere; I would rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God than dwell in the tents of the wicked."
= Is one day at church better than 1000 days aka 2.7 years, or is this a qualitative assessment of where it is better to DWELL for a long time?
Psalm 91:7 - "A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you."
= Is it a thousand or ten-thousand? Is it a gazillion or ten gazillion?
Isaiah 60:22 - "The least of you will become a thousand, the smallest a mighty nation."
= You mean there are limits on God's kingdom - it will ONLY grow 1000 times in size from Isaiah's lifetime?
Judges 15:16 - "Then Samson said, “With a donkey’s jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey’s jawbone I have killed a thousand men.”
I love this one - as I've been a soldier. The image of a Sampson having a bookkeeper counting his kills is just hilarious. "997, 998, 999, 1000 - that's it Sampson! You're done for the day! Stand down Sampson - I'm writing this down!"
Job 9:3 - "Though they wished to dispute with him, they could not answer him one time out of a thousand."
Could Job's 'friends' actually answer his suffering 1 time in a thousand, or is the emphasis of this story that they had NO answers - only God had the authority to answer Job (and decided not to tell Job the real reason anyway. Job was just to trust God anyway, without an answer!)
You can see from the above why I chuckle a bit when futurists insist the 1000 in the most symbolic book in the bible is 'literal' - an actual number. That's just absurd.
Sometimes in the Old Testament there is a literal counting use that uses 1000. Imagine something like "There were four thousand men" which is pretty literal - the context makes it so. But what about when the Old Testament uses it as a metaphor for a big number? If we investigate the following uses of "A thousand" we can see that they often use it symbolically the way we use the phrase "A gazillion". This is why when we come to Revelation - the most symbolic book of the bible with Jesus depicted as a lamb with 7 eyes and 7 horns - I cannot read 1000 literally. It just isn't used that way in Jewish apocalyptic symbolism.
There are just too many instances where a thousand is literary and symbolic, not literal or about an actual number. So what are they?
Psalm 50: "I bring no charges against you concerning your sacrifices or concerning your burnt offerings, which are ever before me. I have no need of a bull from your stall or of goats from your pens, for every animal of the forest is mine, and the cattle on a thousand hills."
= Is the literal futurist really going to argue that God only owns a thousand hills? What about the other million or so on Earth?
Deuteronomy 1:11 - "11 May the Lord, the God of your ancestors, increase you a thousand times and bless you as he has promised!"
= God was *only* going to grow his people a thousand times - from the literal number of people standing before Moses that day? What happened to more than the stars in the sky and grains of sand on a beach?
Deuteronomy 7:9 - "Know therefore that the Lord your God is God; he is the faithful God, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commandments."
= Is the literal futurist really bold enough to insist God is only faithful for a thousand generations? A generation was 40 years - so in 40,000 years God is unfaithful!!!???
Psalm 105:8 - "He remembers his covenant FOREVER, the promise he made, for a THOUSAND generations"
= Well, which is it? Forever, or a thousand generations / 40,000 years?
Psalms 84:10 - "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere; I would rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God than dwell in the tents of the wicked."
= Is one day at church better than 1000 days aka 2.7 years, or is this a qualitative assessment of where it is better to DWELL for a long time?
Psalm 91:7 - "A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you."
= Is it a thousand or ten-thousand? Is it a gazillion or ten gazillion?
Isaiah 60:22 - "The least of you will become a thousand, the smallest a mighty nation."
= You mean there are limits on God's kingdom - it will ONLY grow 1000 times in size from Isaiah's lifetime?
Judges 15:16 - "Then Samson said, “With a donkey’s jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey’s jawbone I have killed a thousand men.”
I love this one - as I've been a soldier. The image of a Sampson having a bookkeeper counting his kills is just hilarious. "997, 998, 999, 1000 - that's it Sampson! You're done for the day! Stand down Sampson - I'm writing this down!"
Job 9:3 - "Though they wished to dispute with him, they could not answer him one time out of a thousand."
Could Job's 'friends' actually answer his suffering 1 time in a thousand, or is the emphasis of this story that they had NO answers - only God had the authority to answer Job (and decided not to tell Job the real reason anyway. Job was just to trust God anyway, without an answer!)
You can see from the above why I chuckle a bit when futurists insist the 1000 in the most symbolic book in the bible is 'literal' - an actual number. That's just absurd.