Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

[Samsun]

Bad news: chocolate is a thing, and it's bad for dogs.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: carob can be used as a Chocolate replacement, and is safe for dogs.

 

[Chesterton]

Bad news: I don't know where to purchase carob.

 

[ozso]

Good news, Amazon sells everything.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: they do not always have the lowest prices.

 

[Samsun]

Good news: dogs are healthier without carob anyway!

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: my dog won’t leave me alone until I give her some carob.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Good news: He is a dog. You can just lock him in the yard until he behaves

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: we don’t have a fence with a lock on it. Or even a fence for that matter.

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: I can come sleep in your yard when I need to.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: you’ll have to deal with squirrels and birds.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Good news: There is some good eatin' on those.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: ours are vicious and you will never be able to catch any.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: now you can’t enjoy friendship with them

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: we've all learned a valuable lesson: you can't have your squirrels and eat them too.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: you develop symptoms of protein deficiency due to lack of meat.

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: I chose to eat them rather than have them.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: squirrels are not kosher.

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: there is no bad news to share.