Funny Preacher Stories

[Strong in Him]

Can I change my name?? I thought I'd call myself Cliff Richard.

Great stories, everyone.

 

[Hisgirl]

Yes, Jim B is the former Jim M.

Oops! Sorry... didn't see the posts above describing the truth!!!

I remember when you did that, Jim.

Now you have to pay like a hundred bucks to change your name!!! LOL!!

It's funny to read back over old threads from the last year or two...I can recognize several folks who have changed names...In fact, wasn't it Sue who determined that through the use of various sock puppets, there were only like six of us??

 

[TreeOfLife]

We should pray for Jim and cast something out, as it sounds like multiple personality disorder.

Worse yet, I am reminded of my all time favorite dumb movie "Robin Hood, Men in Tights" where the king speaks of having a good day because he had a good BM. So yes I agree, we should pray that something is cast out!

Be prepared brother Jim, because tomorrow morning is your red letter day!

(just kidding)

 

[KleinerApfel]

It's funny to read back over old threads from the last year or two...I can recognize several folks who have changed names...In fact, wasn't it Sue who determined that through the use of various sock puppets, there were only like six of us??

Shhh! Don't tell them you and I are really the same person!

 

[TreeOfLife]

Shhh! Don't tell them you and I are really the same person!

No I'm not!

 

[Christina M]

WOW.....I think I should come up with an alter-ego, too........ then maybe Jim B, Jim BM and Jim M & I might become friends.... If there were five of us total, we'd be sure to find a winning combination somehow!

 

[Normann]

A young fellow came crying to me that he had just gotten a DWI ticket.

I ask him if he had given Tithe on Sunday... his answer was NO!

I ask him, "Son if you had given tithe, would you have had enough money left to get drunk on?"

His answer... NO!

I simply told him... See what a blessing it would have been if you had given tithe, you would not have gotten this ticket that is five times larger than Tithe!

Normann

 

[BillynJennifer]

I remember watching TBN when I was a bit younger, and Jan Crouch (with her pink poofy hair) was on a flat-bed truck in the middle of L.A. The ministry team was about witnessing to the roughnecks and winos in the area and Jan had this really burly biker looking guy come up on the "stage". He had just gotten saved on the street and wanted to testify that he truly believed that God would deliver him from drugs and drink. Jan said something like "well brother, why don't we just curse the devil together", and there on live TV this fella starts really giving the devil a good cussin'. Since it was on live TV, they couldn't edit it out, so she grabbed the mic from him as soon as possible.

 

[GQCowboy]

Taken from a newsletter from one of the preachers I loved to hear:

One time Cory was preaching during the George Strait Team Roping (one of the biggest professional team ropings in the year and a huge gathering of Christians in the rodeo and western world during the event at service in San Antonio every March). While singing one of his songs with the guitar, somehow his fly came open. Unbeknownst to him, he kept on singing the song. After it was over with, an older fellow in the front row says "You might as well go on and sing "I'll Fly Away". Now you get the rest of the story........

SS