Christian PickUp Lines

[master_alterserver]

Christian Pickup Lines

Nice bible.
I would like to pray with you.
You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
God told me to come talk to you.
I know a church where we could go and talk.
How about a hug, sister/brother?
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
I am here for you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

 

[pimorton]

Don't forget
"Rom. 16:16 says 'Greet one another with a holy kiss.'"

 

[Laia]

God told me to come talk to you.

i've heard that one several times...lololol

thanx for the laugh

 

[jesusfrk927]

You know Jesus? Hey, me too!

Haha that's awesome!

 

[godsgal3o]

my favourite is " is it a sin that you stole my heart"

 

[Tenorvoice]

how about~

Have you ever been to a Bible Study at the Drive in before....

Me neither.....

Lets meet there next week and start one up.

 

[blue_eyes36]

ROTFL!!!


Amy

 

[jonathant]

haha...these rock!!!

 

[Hugs of Love]

Christian Pickup Lines

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

LOL! Those are my favorite! Never heard them before until now...... is that bad??

Anywho, what's that last one all about....I don't get it.

 

[Imagine9718]

Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".

BRILLIANT!!!!!! GOD BLESS YOU!

 

[relientk]

Christian Pickup Lines

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
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Lol......thats awsome

 

[Love&Pain]

Haha those christian pick up lines are cool , not only do they tell the guy/girl about your faith and knowledge about God but you want to have a christian based relationship. I like those pick up lines and it's better then someone telling you something real sleezy or nasty. Thanks for sharing them with us

 

[bnkessler]

Hahaha. That's really clever! So much better than other pick-up lines. lol

 

[Utah Knight]

those are clever plus much better than most that i have heard

 

[Montsecuellar90]

they were really good... when i find someone taht i know that is christian and that i know that i can develop a relationship with ill use some of those

 

[<<dAnNi>>]

lol! They are great!

 

[stardette]

Hahaa....Lol thnx for putting that up, I've actually heard that from some people b4...........lol

 

[hereIam2Worship]

Did you think of all these? NICE!

 

[Xo Roxy gurl oX]

Haha Those are really funny

 

[Akina Aiko]

That was so funny thank you for sharing them