Christian pickup lines... ;)

[bgoh]

Hey Liv, I heard that love is blind (visual), now I've learnt that it can be .... deaf?? (audio)

RN, be ready to turn the other cheek!

In regards to your name ... should we start a naming competition thread?? oops!

 

[liv ng]

ROTFLOL!!!!

 

[bgoh]

Try any lines on Romeo and Juliet ... one condition gentlemen .. you have to look like Leonardo!

 

[Blackwing]

Just my luck......

Just kidding also

 

[RN]

Originally posted by bgoh
Try any lines on Romeo and Juliet ... one condition gentlemen .. you have to look like Leonardo!

Well...wouldn't you know it, I'm in luck!

Liv, methinks I'll be staying home on Sundays from now on

 

[liv ng]

don't worry....I'll find someone else to turn the other cheek!

 

[bgoh]

Show me a lady who would say 'Pick me up, my prince!' and I would show her the man of her dream!

 

[oncewaslost]

lol i can't think of any pick up lines right now.... actually.... i have one but it wouldn't be classified as a christian pick up line.

I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

 

[Blackwing]

bump

 

[BK_30]

:lol :lol :lol, So glad I'm not single anymore :lol :lol :lol

 

[liv ng]

Well, even if you were....I don't think these lines would necessarily get you anywhere!! hahaha....

 

[oncewaslost]

lol, i think that's true.

 

[bgoh]

I think the title of this thread should be "The pickup lines that will never work!" Glad I didn't try these, there's only "that" many times I can turn my other cheek!

 

[mama]

this looks fun so I am gonna bump it up

 

[mama]

Take a picture cause this should be a kodak moment

 

[mama]

if I lay hands on you will you heal (as in dog)

another lame one at least i am trying

i like some of these
if they were used on me they might work because humor is so important

 

[thrive]

LOL! Those are so bad, they're great. hehe

Okay, so tell me, what girl would actually sit there & listen to all those?

 

[StogusMaximus]

Is that a Bible in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Do you believe in laying of hands?

Do you believe in tongues?

OK I am done!

 

[Redeemed1]

Oh my!!

 

[StogusMaximus]

:o Ooops!