Christian pickup lines... ;)

[fran]

1. God told me to come and talk to you.

2. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

3. Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.

4. Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.

5. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry." How about dinner?

6. Nice bracelet (WWJD). What would Jesus date? I mean do?

7. If you held 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the
most beautiful things God made.

8. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

9. I think we should go out for coffee sometime to pray and see if God
has marriage planned for us. < This was actually used within 5 minutes of
the initial meeting.>

10. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.

11. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

12. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

13. Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all
my heart and wait on hand and foot?

14. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really
nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

15. Kiss me if I am wrong but is your name Helga?"

16. Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.

17. I didn't believe in angels until I met you.

18. Do you mind if I just kneel here and worship you?

19. I know your feet must be tired, because you've been running through
my mind all day

20. Nice Bible.

 

[bgoh]

Didn't I see you at Deliriou5? concert last year?

 

[fran]

Are you trying to pick me up???

 

[me2]

The Bible says I should lay hands on you.

 

[Yauming]

So you come to the prayer meeting often?

 

[SOS]

These are sad!!! Has anyone actually tried using these in real life???

 

[Fr. Thomas Foley]

What about
"I wouldn't mind reading YOUR Bible."

 

[dolphin03]

Did you just make these up from the tip of your head???..lol

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Angie

 

[dolphin03]

*** TOP OF YOUR HEAD***
SORRY!..LOL

 

[gene]

/me rubs cheek...

Hmm, my guess is they don't work.

Or it could be just me.

 

[RN]

You're leaving yourself WIDE open with that one dude.

 

[dolphin03]

lol!

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Angie

 

[me2]

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[FFX]

Fran, heh heh... I should try some of those lines heh heh

 

[FOMWatts<><]

If you were a booger, Ide pick you first!

Your daddy must work for campbell's soup cuz you look mmmm mmmmm good!

Sorry I had to throw in my silly one's

 

[†×TheTruth׆]

Usely horney people grave to get a girlfriend or a boyfriend, why put the world infront of God ?

Some do see that they need to be married okay go ahead but the Bible says those who are married become part of the world.

And as for boyfriend and girlfriend you do know it's not right to kiss or have sex until you get married right ?

 

[Droobie]

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[FOMWatts<><]

THATS HILARIOUS!!! We won't hold you guys responsible!

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[FOMWatts<><]

AND can ya tell me where in the Word you got the idea it was wrong to kiss??? Sex no, kissin, I beeeeen a baaaaaad boy!!!

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Please refer me to Scripture on that commandment.

 

[futuresoldier]

Wops no time, but I will post a dodgy reply later. Waaagh! Beware the hooded claw!