7-Eleven

[TimmyonDrums]

Grandmother has the Crown Vic in the shop for a phew days, so I heads down to 7-Eleven for a slurpee and some cigarettes. Had to take the skateboard. It amazes me how manys people don't pen up their dogs. I mean what is the matter wiff some of you folk.

You know how hards it is to skate on one leg and kick dogs wiff tha other. I mean, if I would'ff fell and hurt myself who'd take care of grandmother.

I know the Bibles sez not to sue, but if I gots hurt, I probably sue the owner of the dog so I could give the cash to grandmother.

 

[9-iron]

What up Timmy? How's the band?

 

[JimfromOhio]

I don't know... people who do not make sure what they are doing is safe but always looking for a blame when self makes a mistake. Sue MEANS "I am not to blame myself so someone else needs to be blamed for my stupidity."

 

[9-iron]

Jim, Timmy doesn't care, he's in his mid 30's livin off welfare and his grandmother.

 

[~RENEE~]

yum 7 eleven slurpee ain't had one in ages. Tell about me about that dog thi8ng man we got one that's allowed to run the street and the next it chases me and my little guy I'm just may pick up one of these metal rods that are laying behind my house and use it on the animal. Self defense ya know

 

[Hisgirl]

Timmy, I'll bet Grandmother has a big flowery umbrella you could take along with you to scare away the dogs.

 

[Optimax]

Grandmother has the Crown Vic in the shop for a phew days, so I heads down to 7-Eleven for a slurpee and some cigarettes. Had to take the skateboard. It amazes me how manys people don't pen up their dogs. I mean what is the matter wiff some of you folk.

You know how hards it is to skate on one leg and kick dogs wiff tha other. I mean, if I would'ff fell and hurt myself who'd take care of grandmother.

I know the Bibles sez not to sue, but if I gots hurt, I probably sue the owner of the dog so I could give the cash to grandmother.

Try this next time that dog chases you.

Jump the skateboard up in the air and come down on the doggy's back like I see skateborders come down on and ride a rail.

Start at the tail end so that when you get to the head end you can bring the back of the board around and WOP the doggy in the head when he reaches his head around to take a bite out of your skateboard or foot.

As the skateboard comes around and WOPs the doggy the impact will stop the board in mid air and return the skateboard to the forward position just fractions of a second before the skateboard comes in contact with the sidewalk, allowing you to continue on your way to 7-11 without missing a beat.

 

[churchlady]

Try this next time that dog chases you.

Jump the skateboard up in the air and come down on the doggy's back like I see skateborders come down on and ride a rail.

Start at the tail end so that when you get to the head end you can bring the back of the board around and WOP the doggy in the head when he reaches his head around to take a bite out of your skateboard or foot.

As the skateboard comes around and WOPs the doggy the impact will stop the board in mid air and return the skateboard to the forward position just fractions of a second before the skateboard comes in contact with the sidewalk, allowing you to continue on your way to 7-11 without missing a beat.

Yeah, that always works for me.

What flavor slurpee?

 

[TimmyonDrums]

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[BenAdam]

dude, just by some mace and shoot the dogs before they get too close...

 

[Hisgirl]

Timmy...maybe the dogs wouldn't chase you so much if you weren't wearing your lucky ham.

 

[BenAdam]

Timmy...maybe the dogs wouldn't chase you so much if you weren't wearing your lucky ham.

oh my, too funny

 

[9-iron]

I really think the Timmy's fellow neighors have actually trained their dogs to keep Timmy away from their property.

I mean what kind of guy in his mid 30's rides a skateboard to 7-eleven for a slurpee and cigs..... SERIOUSLY.....

 

[TimmyonDrums]

I have a confeshun, grandmother's Crown Vic isn't really in the shop. She caught me smokin in it the other day and said I can't drife it for anuther 14 days. So I am on that skateboard for 2 weeks... Pray for me because girls don't finds the skatebaord sexy...

 

[Hisgirl]

I have a confeshun, grandmother's Crown Vic isn't really in the shop. She caught me smokin in it the other day and said I can't drife it for anuther 14 days. So I am on that skateboard for 2 weeks... Pray for me because girls don't finds the skatebaord sexy...

Timmy, if you look around Grandmother's bedside table, you might find a tiny, decorative box of snuff. And that 'medicine' she takes at night...haven't you ever noticed it sorta smells like blackberry wine?

It's time to be a man, Timmy....Timothy...TIM....stand up and tell her who's boss! (just do it nicely so she doesn't have a heart attack)

 

[TimmyonDrums]

I woolds never do sumtin to dishonor granny. She is the only one in thes world that truly luves me. No lie frog eye', she luv'ed me when others didn't want me around....

 

[VelvetElvis]

Gee Timmy, maybe the dogs are always following you because "you ain't nothin' but a hound dawg" and they "nose" it?