Oh, I get it perfectly. I'm not sure you do. In fact, in labeling yourself a Calvinist -- you do label yourself a Calvinist, right? -- you adopt a term that is used by some people who do not actually understand what Calvin taught.
I do identify as a Calvinist, yes. But I also identify as many things, for example, a Trinitarian. Calvinism is just a doctrine like Trinitarianism is a doctrine.
Being a Calvinist has literally nothing to do with what Calvin himself believed or taught. I have never read a single thing that Calvin ever wrote. I'm a Calvinist because I agree with the Synod of Dordt's Biblical rejection of Arminianism, which you can read at various places like
Canons of Dort | Christian Reformed Church
and
Canons of Dort
The Synod happened long after Calvin was dead, by the way.
And that's aside from the fact that he was one of the most disreputable and "jihadist" types of Christian ever to hold the office of pastor.
Again, this is utterly irrelevant (and debatable, by the way). The worst heinous, rapist, torturing tyrant of a man could have taught TULIP, and it would still be true because the Bible teaches it. In fact, the Apostle Paul was a murdering hater of Christ and His church, and he wrote most of the New Testament, from which the doctrines of TULIP come from, at least in part.
Truth doesn't become "untruth" because of the nature or actions of person. Truth is always truth.
The ones I believe. TULIP. Predestination. Election. Etc.
I'll call whatever name by which you wish to be addressed.
Well, it does say Baptist in my profile.
But I won't agree with TULIP as you interpret it
TULIP is not open for interpretation. Two different people cannot say "I believe in TULIP" but have two different understandings of it. TULIP means a specific thing that is pitted up against another specific thing (namely the Arminian remonstrance)
I believe in TULIP. I don't have an "interpretation of TULIP", because no such thing exists. For example, the doctrine of the Trinity is not up for interpretation. There is one God in three persons. Each individual person is not free to "interpret" that. They either accept that there is one God in three persons, or they do not

A person either accepts that election is unconditional, or he does not. etc.
though I do accept a great deal of what TULIP says
Great! I'd be interested in hearing the parts you agree with and the parts you disagree with. Maybe we could talk about them sometime?
nor will I agree that Calvin taught what you believe he taught.
As I've said many times now, I don't give a rip what Calvin taught. He is one Bible teacher out of many. There are dozens of reformers that believed TULIP. Calvin was one reformer out of many. There are people all through church history, even before the Reformation, who believed in predestination and monergism, long before Calvin was ever born.
That you lifted the verses out of context
The onus would be on you to show that the context of said verses actually changes the meaning of what the verses appear to be teaching.
If you can't prove that the context of the verses actually changes the meaning of what the verse appears to be implying, then you really have no case. Otherwise you'd expect each person to quote the entire Bible from Gen 1:1 to Revelation 22:21 each time they wanted to quote a Bible verse, because if they simply quoted the Bible verse by itself, you'd accuse them of quoting out of context!
Your own accusation actually is self refuting. On the one hand you accuse me of using verses out of context, saying that I need to correlate them to other verses. But if I did so, I'd be correlating them to other verses that are
also out of context. It's a lose/lose for me!