The Preacher's Cat (4)

[lucypevensie]

"Queeenieee!" quavered Preacher Quinton to his cat, "Quit quarreling with questionable quacks!"

 

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Rascally Rasputin, the recalcitrant, rambunctious preacher's cat, readily rampaged - restlessly, relentlessly, and remorselessly - rocking and rolling through rolls of ribbons.

 

[Little Lantern]

Snydor, the sneaky shameless preacher's cat, slithered silently through the senior saints' Sunday school social, snapping selfies.

 

[bbbbbbb]

Tipsy Tiddles, the preacher's cat, tiptoed to the top of the tower, then tossed tulips to the tennis tournament.

 

[Little Lantern]

Ursula the upset preacher’s cat upchucked on Uncle Ulysses’ ugly umbrella.

 

[bbbbbbb]

Venerable Venus, the preacher's cat, verily valued very vivid violet vases, venturing very voluptuously around.

 

[Little Lantern]

The wafting of whiskey wrecked Wednesday's worship workshop when Wally the wild preacher's cat waddled in.

 

[bbbbbbb]

E(X)cellent Xerxes, the preacher's cat, e(X)peditiously e(X)pelled e(X)tremely e(X)cessive e(X)ternal invaders e(X)coriatingly.

 

[Little Lantern]

The yellow-eyed preacher's cat yodeled while yanking yarn from the yarmulke of a Yiddish yeoman on Yom Kippur, and his name is Yosef.

 

[Little Lantern]

Zebulon the zesty preacher's cat zigzagged as he zithered on the ziggurat.

 

[brinny]

Abner the preacher's cat allegorically allied astonishingly amongst astonied addled alley-cats as aforementioned.

 

[Little Lantern]

The Preacher's cat Baxter the baker, boasted the best biscuits, but brought a batch of brown, buttered bricks.

 

[bbbbbbb]

Clever Chauncy, the preacher's cat, can carefully choose catnip con carne, consequently and consistently coughing and caterwauling.

 

[Little Lantern]

Dwayne, the daring preacher's cat, derided death deliberately dancing defiantly down the decomposing dock dodging drooling dingoes.

 

[bbbbbbb]

Eponymous Ephraim, the preacher's cat, eagerly expected every early entrant to engage earnestly, effectively, and efficiently with etymological excellence.

 

[Little Lantern]

Freddie the frugal preacher's cat frequently frightened French freelancers frantically frisking them for frozen fritters.

 

[bbbbbbb]

Generous General Grant, the preacher's cat, generally gives great gobs of green grape gumbo to greedy and giddy gents.

 

[brinny]

Haughty Hetta, the hat-obsessed preacher's cat, huffed hissingly at howling hounds, haranguing hippos.

 

[bbbbbbb]

Indomitable, irritating Irma, the irascible preacher's cat, intentionally identified with Ichabod Crane,

 

[brinny]

Joker Jack-o, the juggling preacher's cat, jitteringly jumped to Jamaica, where it is reported that he has jilted juggling and prefers jacuzi's and jazz to this day.