You Know You Are A Parent When…

[Bumble Bee]

What are some big giveaways that you are a parent? Or things that only happen when you are a parent?

You know you are a parent when….

You answer your coworker by saying “yes honey/sweetie/pumpkin?”

 

[seeking.IAM]

You know you are a parent when you are startled awake in your bed at 2:30 a.m. by a shadowy 2 1/2 foot figure standing silently 8 inches from your face and staring at you in the darkness.

 

[Bumble Bee]

You know you are a parent when you are startled awake in your bed at 2:30 a.m. by a shadowy 2 1/2 foot figure standing silently 8 inches from your face and staring at you in the darkness.

Yes that has happened to me!!!

 

[Bumble Bee]

You know you are a parent when you can casually discuss another person’s bowel movements

 

[Bumble Bee]

You know you are a parent when…

You go to put on your shoes for work and find a block inside

 

[Bumble Bee]

You clean your house and an hour later you can’t tell it has ever been cleaned.

 

[Bumble Bee]

You find a pair of socks in your coat pocket… and they aren’t yours.