The Soapy Towel Room

[TheDerek]

This is the new soap and Towl potral headquarters, just ignor all the toliets and swirly machines. Oh, and this is not a trap....

 

[Boy Wonder]

*walks by the "HQ" without even looking at it* *shouts* We already have one that you couldn't in a billion years find...

 

[Sher]

ummm hey I could find it cuz I know where it is bwhahahahahahahaha

 

[Boy Wonder]

We moved after you left... 'Just incase'

 

[KeepTheFaith15]

im now joining the soap and towel group because boywonder told me about the club and it's fairer then the swirly gang club...

 

[Sher]

no it's not. you can't just join up something and immediately become like a president in charge. That's not fair to the older members. I had to be a little person for a week before I could get a raise! If you'd rejoin and give us a chance, we could show you we're a fair club.

 

[Die Kaiserin]

Yeah! No club (sexest or not, which we arent!) Would let the LAST member to become the leader, its just not right!

 

[KeepTheFaith15]

i told you i wasnt gonna join your club ok..geez im in this club and im here to stay get over it.

 

[Carlitos]

Hey, this club sounds so much better. Remember the parable about the workers who got picked up by a landowner at different times of the day and got paid the same? Uhuh....

 

[Kookaburra]

I'm kind-of joining the Soap + Towel patrol...with a twist!!!
Should I make my own gang? Watergun suppliers? We'd work in conjunction with the CIA and S+Tp. Not to mention the FBI. We buy your towels and you buy our waterguns and we train you. Then you need not fear when entering a Swirly HQ. What do you think?

 

[EspressoDuck]

*hmf* *walks to REAL HQ*

 

[Die Kaiserin]

Kookaburra?!! Traitor! Why not supply us with various weapons of Swirly power?! Why must it be the world against the Swirly?

 

[Kookaburra]

Would you rather me be neutral and supply crazy inventions to BOTH sides?

 

[Die Kaiserin]

YEAH! Also, why did you kill off your Fire of Purification characters?

 

[KeepTheFaith15]

join are side kookaburra, were nicer!

 

[Kookaburra]

I killed off the characters because the story was too confusing. It seems you have the plot all worked out, and my characters weren't included in it, so....

I tell you, I shall not join any side! I am a supplier. Suppliers have no loyalties, at least not on paper.

So, maybe later. Why don't you be my Vice President or Site Manager? Head Manager?

 

[Boy Wonder]

If anyone wants to join the S&T Patrol, PM me, (with a resume )

 

[Sher]

Oh you're trying that hard to convert bw? have to place public adds huh? we got peoples askin to join us! mwhahahahahaha

 

[Sher]

OH YEAH can't forget this!

**gives bw two swirlies in a row**