So . . . .

[theseed]

How much would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck would chuck wood?

 

[FSTDT]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuch would chuck as much wood as a woodchuch could chuck if woodchucks could chuck wood.

In other news, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

 

[bent rider]

how many peppers did peter piper pick? He picked plenty...


I'm a dork.

 

[DaveS]

Why!? He pecked a pick of pickled peppers!

BTW I've heard sea shells found on the sea shore are selling quite well as long as she sells the sea shells by the sea shore...

 

[ToddNotTodd]

It's nice to know that they've separated out Philosophy, so we can have these meaningful conversations...

 

[elman]

It's nice to know that they've separated out Philosophy, so we can have these meaningful conversations...

You all are just too deep for me to follow.

 

[Moros]

You're all ignoring the ethics of the matter. Is chucking wood moral or immoral?

 

[DaveS]

I would say it is both moral and immoral.

 

[chava]

That's an easy one. He would chuck until he died (I don't think his provisions of wood would last longer than a week though.)

 

[Abbadon]

You're all ignoring the ethics of the matter. Is chucking wood moral or immoral?

Usless you've got a tree growing in your house, I think that would require indecent exposure, so it's at least unethical.

Oh, wait, you said chucking wood? I don't have an answer for that.

 

[FSTDT]

You're all ignoring the ethics of the matter. Is chucking wood moral or immoral?

Chucking wood at Peter Pipers pecker wood is not.

 

[artjack]

It would depend on his/its roots