roof surprise

[Daniel Marsh]

Today, we woke up to a surprise. A group of men and ladies, tore off our roof and put a new one on. We did not hire anyone to do that. We did not need a new roof. The Supervisor came to the door for a $12,000 payment. In the mean time, we called the Police. They told us to stay inside and do not confront them. They were con men trying to rip us off. They were arrested. The Police helppped us to file an insurance claim.

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[Akjv]

when I was on a ship we sent helpers looking for a sky hook.

 

[chevyontheriver]

Today, we woke up to a surprise. A group of men and ladies, tore off our roof and put a new one on. We did not hire anyone to do that. We did not need a new roof. The Supervisor came to the door for a $12,000 payment. In the mean time, we called the Police. They told us to stay inside and do not confront them. They were con men trying to rip us off. They were arrested. The Police helppped us to file an insurance claim.

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Did they do a good job? Did they finish the job? Absolutely crazy!