Orthodox Funny Joke/Meme Thread

[gurneyhalleck1]

You may dispense
with the pleasantries, Father.
I'm here to bring you
back to sanity.
Gurneyhalleck
does not share...
your pessimistic appraisal
of this fine film.

don't be too proud of this cinematic terror you've constructed. the ability to destroy 2 hours of a man's life is insignificant next to the power of good taste.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I see your point. Many of these rehashed jokes are much like sewage, yes.

If you pay a plumber to come and fix a leaky faucet and two hours later there is raw sewage shooting out of your chimney and windows, you don't have to be a plumber to complain.

 

[All4Christ]

Orthodoxy....the place where you can see hair caught on fire, and all is still well as soon as it is pat out.

 

[ArmyMatt]

You may dispense
with the pleasantries, Father.
I'm here to bring you
back to sanity.
Gurneyhalleck
does not share...
your pessimistic appraisal
of this fine film.

but you ask the impossible.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

You're a feisty
young priest...
but you'll soon learn
some respect for good prequel-making.
I have need for you to
rethink your position on Episode III in TAW
and I think
you'll fill in nicely if you do...
Fit him with
a restraining comment in Gurney's posts...
and take him back up to the general threads of TAW
main audience area.

but you ask the impossible.

 

[ArmyMatt]

You're a feisty
young priest...
but you'll soon learn
some respect for good prequel-making.
I have need for you to
rethink your position on Episode III in TAW
and I think
you'll fill in nicely if you do...
Fit him with
a restraining comment in Gurney's posts...
and take him back up to the general threads of TAW
main audience area.

I beg your pardon, but that just wouldn't be proper. it's against my programming to affirm such drivel.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Father, I'll pay you triple to watch this fine flick again!
You're throwing
away a fortune and a great movie!
Don't be a fool!

I beg your pardon, but that just wouldn't be proper. it's against my programming to affirm such drivel.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Father, I'll pay you triple to watch this fine flick again!
You're throwing
away a fortune and a great movie!
Don't be a fool!

jeez, I'm at vigil for a while and gurney has delusions of grandeur.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

But, Father Matt. There are so many uncharted Vespers and vigils. There could be priests, deacons, there could be subdeacons....

jeez, I'm at vigil for a while and gurney has delusions of grandeur.

 

[ArmyMatt]

But, Father Matt. There are so many uncharted Vespers and vigils. There could be priests, deacons, there could be subdeacons....

hmmm, difficult to see...

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Father Matt could be a great....asset, if he could be turned...

hmmm, difficult to see...

 

[ArmyMatt]

Father Matt could be a great....asset, if he could be turned...

NEVER!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

With the harsh and negative cinematic opinions of Father Matt
spread throughout
the galaxy...
in a vain effort
to engage us...
And so many of his allies in here leaving us relatively
unprotected.
But most important of all...
we've learned
that Father Matt himself...
is personally overseeing
the final stages of formulating these insults against Episode III
Many Bothans died of a broken heart hearing this rubbish
to bring us this information.

NEVER!

 

[ArmyMatt]

With the harsh and negative cinematic opinions of Father Matt
spread throughout
the galaxy...
in a vain effort
to engage us...
And so many of his allies in here leaving us relatively
unprotected.
But most important of all...
we've learned
that Father Matt himself...
is personally overseeing
the final stages of formulating these insults against Episode III
Many Bothans died of a broken heart hearing this rubbish
to bring us this information.

hokey special effects and a good soundtrack are no match for good dialogue at your side, kid.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

It’s as if an entire planet cried out cheering for Episode III, and because of nay-sayers like Father Matt, were silenced....

hokey special effects and a good soundtrack are no match for good dialogue at your side, kid.

 

[ArmyMatt]

It’s as if an entire planet cried out cheering for Episode III, and because of nay-sayers like Father Matt, were silenced....

don't everybody go thanking me at once...

 

[Unquirer]

Orthodoxy...come for the theology, stay for the coffee.

 

[Unquirer]

Orthodoxy...come for the theology, stay for the coffee.

A meme-able quote.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Father Matt’s taste in movies will be punished. Bring Father to me alive...no disintegrations!!! (points finger)

don't everybody go thanking me at once...

 

[ArmyMatt]

Father Matt’s taste in movies will be punished. Bring Father to me alive...no disintegrations!!! (points finger)

so certain, are you...