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[Thera]

"Imposter!" a shrill voice exclaimed, finally piercing the morbid silence.

 

[Lost4words]

And out from the shadows appeared 'Super Corgi', with his cape flowing in the breeze. Ready for action!

 

[brinny]

And all eyes followed him as he flew to the rescue, thwarting all evil.

 

[BNR32FAN]

As he slapped a panda he exclaimed “fear not people of the metropolis for I will strike down all evil doers and pandas throughout the city!!”

 

[brinny]

Consequently the pandas fled, hiding in the midst of a herd of zebras.

 

[Thera]

Except one - a balaclava-clad panda; who had been breaking store windows prior to the appearance of Super Corgi; paused with concern, its great, black-and-white paw covering its open mouth.

 

[brinny]

Much to his surprise the sirens from Super Corgi's cape whoooshed on by, not quite seeing him, yet.

 

[Thera]

Much to his surprise the sirens from Super Corgi's cape whoooshed on by, not quite seeing him, yet.

Breathing a quick sigh of relief and offering up a quick prayer of thanks, the balaclava-clad panda ambled off in the opposite direction, to a clearing filled with shoots and leaves.

 

[brinny]

Lo and behold, what did see there, off in the distance, waving?

 

[JackRT]

It is the wagging tail of another Corgi and she's in heat.

 

[Thera]

The panda, suddenly tired of hiding from all these corgis, removed his balaclava, to reveal the face of the world's most wanted, awesome panda, first names Edgar Allen.

 

[brinny]

Then, amazingly, everyone realized that it was the one and only Poe!

 

[Thera]

The corgis, having no desire to defy such a legend of awesomeness, quickly beat a hasty retreat, tails between their legs.

 

[brinny]

And if that were not enough the rannnnnnnn to the next town.

 

[Thera]

But, alas for the corgis, it was not far enough, for four of the fabled furious five were there waiting for them.

 

[returntosender]

 

[Philip_B]

And then they really began to question what had happened to their tails!

 

[returntosender]

 

[Yusuphhai]

Ao you Know me? Z:No(Know).

 

[Unofficial Reverand Alex]

It was at that exact moment, when Super-Corgi, the Fabled Furious Five, the panda named Poe, and the completely irrelevant bystander who just wanted a cheeseburger but instead got put in this pointless story for no reason, all realized that something very unusual was going on...