JOKES for Everyone

[Unqualified]

What is the evidence that Jesus egged people while on earth?

He said like a gentleman, Take my yoke upon you’. Matt11:29-30

cmon join in and print some.

 

[Unqualified]

Who was the most fit in the Old Testament?

ABS-alom

 

[Unqualified]

Why can Jesus never where necklaces?

Because He is the one who breaks every chain.

cmon join in post your very own most favorite jokes. I just

told these yesterday at the soup kitchen which is West of the Mississippi River!

 

[BobRyan]

first Tennis match --- Moses served in Pharaoh's court.

First Honda -- "And they were all in one accord"

 

[tdidymas]

Why did the frog fall apart? - he had no rivets.

Why do bees fly around flowery plants? - it's their buzness.

What made Martin Luther sick? - the Diet of Worms.

 

[Rajni]

Why are there Poptarts but no Momtarts?
Because of the Pastryarchy.

 

[Unqualified]

Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen?

The same reason they sing Hymns and not Hers.