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[Daniel Marsh]

I came up with a list of books I’d like to see but never will:
Where’s Waldo? by J Edgar Hoover
The Road Less Travelled by Christopher Columbus
The Hiding Place by Padmé Amidala
Best Fast Food Joints by Julia Child
Lord of the Rings by Mr. Clean
Evidence That Demands to be ignored by Richard Dawkins
Harry Potter and the incrementalist Stone by JK Rowling
Gone With the Wind by Dr. Spock
The Purpose Driven Life by Jack London
Left Behind by Pecos Bill
This Present Darkness by Darth Maul
The Late Great Planet Earth by Khan Noonian Singh
Dare to Write Your Congressman by James Dobson
Higher Criticism by Joel Osteen
Through Gates of Tallgrass by Elizabeth Elliot
Mere Christophony by C S Lewis
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by Joyce Meyer
The Complete Book of Accountability by Chuck Smith
Sexual Integrity by Brigham Young
The Five Love Languages by John Wycliffe

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

How about:
Great Floods Along The Yangtze River by Wun Long Pee
Differences in Human Anatomy by Wun Hung Lo
Falling Head First by Eileen Dover
Broken Windows by Eva Brick
Sharing the Big Prize by I. Wuntoo.

 

[Bob Crowley]

Day of the Jackal - Ilich Ramírez Sánchez also known as Carlos the Jackal - Written Posthumously.
How to Win Friends and Influence People - Donald Trump
Das Kapital - Warren Buffett
Macbeth - Jointly Edited Contribution by various Australian PM's.
The Bionic Ear _ From an Idea to Reality - Vincent Van Gogh

 

[Daniel Marsh]

till death do us part by granny

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[Daniel Marsh]

Church of the Binge promises

Lev 20:22
Tools
“You are to keep all My statutes and all My ordinances, and do them, so that the land where I am bringing you to live will not vomit you out.

Source: Vomit in the Bible (15 instances)

Prov 23:8
Tools
The morsel which thou hast eaten shalt thou vomit up, and lose thy sweet words.

Source: Vomit in the Bible (15 instances)

Prov 25:16
Tools
Hast thou found honey? eat so much as is sufficient for thee, lest thou be filled therewith, and vomit it.

Source: Vomit in the Bible (15 instances)

Jonah 2:10
Verse Concepts
Then the Lord commanded the fish, and it vomited Jonah up onto the dry land.

Source: 12 Bible verses about Vomitting

Isaiah 28:7-8
And these also reel with wine and stagger from strong drink:
The priest and the prophet reel with strong drink,
They are confused by wine, they stagger from strong drink;
They reel while having visions,
They totter when rendering judgment.
For all the tables are full of filthy vomit, without a single clean place.

Source: 12 Bible verses about Vomitting