Hey gnag! I am going to be playing music in a country gospel show on april 1, and I need a few good jokes to chose from. short jokes and one liners especially
"Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are"
That's the only one I can think of for now.
Oh, wait... you could tell of the two blondes who were walking together along the beach. One said to the other, " Oh, look at the poor dead bird!" the other looked up at the sky and said, "where, where?"
Well if its SBC, (Southern baptist)start off by say'n
"I was playing down at the local Bar, when this guy comes in and says he need a body to fill a last min spot, So here I am. By the Way, I dont know any of these Songs.."