Deep thoughts....or maybe NOT...

[MeekOne]

[FONT=Georgia, Garamond, Times New Roman]If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast. [/FONT]​

 

[Blackmarch]

I'd let a lobster do the pinching for me LoL



Don't clean up toxic waste with a vacuum cleaner!

 

[MeekOne]

^LOL^
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When shops have a sign on the door 'Guide dogs only' who is supposed to read it? The dog? ​

 

[Blackmarch]

Lol

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are fog horns made out of?

 

[MeekOne]

heheehee....I dunno?

Why is the phrase 'It's none of my business' always followed by 'but...'?​

 

[brinny]

THis is a 'smilie'

Did it make ya 'smile'?

 

[MeekOne]

^It skeered me! ^

Random joke...


A 16-year-old boy with long shaggy hair had just gotten his permit for a driver's license and approached his father about using the family car. Dad was pastor of the local Baptist Church and known to be quite conservative in his views.

Dad said, "I'll make you a deal. If you bring your grades up from C's to B's, do a little more Bible study, and get your hair cut, then we'll talk about the car."

The boy agreed. In six-week's time he had raised his grades and been much more conspicuous at Bible studies.

The dad said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. Those grades are looking good and you've been attending Bible studies, but I notice that you haven't gotten a haircut."

The boy responded, "Well, Dad, in my Bible studies I've noticed that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and it's a pretty sure thing that even Jesus had long hair."

To which Dad said, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"

 

[brinny]

^It skeered me! ^

Random joke...


A 16-year-old boy with long shaggy hair had just gotten his permit for a driver's license and approached his father about using the family car. Dad was pastor of the local Baptist Church and known to be quite conservative in his views.

Dad said, "I'll make you a deal. If you bring your grades up from C's to B's, do a little more Bible study, and get your hair cut, then we'll talk about the car."

The boy agreed. In six-week's time he had raised his grades and been much more conspicuous at Bible studies.

The dad said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. Those grades are looking good and you've been attending Bible studies, but I notice that you haven't gotten a haircut."

The boy responded, "Well, Dad, in my Bible studies I've noticed that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and it's a pretty sure thing that even Jesus had long hair."

To which Dad said, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"

^It skeered me! ^

me too

hahahaaa! hilarious punch line

 

[brinny]

random 'precious'-factor....

 

[MeekOne]

^Awwww....so cute!^

In hospital, why do they wake you up to give you a sleeping tablet?

 

[ChrisWin1]

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

 

[MeekOne]

^hehehee... ...I love pinball^

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button always stays the same?

 

[SunMessenger]

A Yellow Light Means Caution Not Go Faster To Beat The Red... LOL

 

[MeekOne]

^really...that's why I've been getting those funny looks from other drivers ^

Does the information super-highway have service stations?

 

[ChrisWin1]

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

 

[ChrisCountryGirl]

I was reading this thread & you guys & gals are smart. I'm not talented in the area of thinking deep thoughts.

 

[ChrisWin1]

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness.

 

[futuredoc]

I've heard you can also keep brains fresh in jars of whisky....Although I have no proof that this is true.

 

[RedneckAnglican]

It's always darkest just before...it goes totally black...

 

[Morninglife]

I was reading this thread & you guys & gals are smart. I'm not talented in the area of thinking deep thoughts.

Just copy something from a fortune cookie maybe.