A pastor went to visit one of his elderly church member. He was sitting there talking to her, and he couldn't help it seeing a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. He loved peanuts and couldn't resist. So, he grabbed a handful of peanuts and started eating away. They were quite good and he really liked them. He didn't want to be rude, so he waited a little be. But he couldn't help himself. He grabbed another handful of peanuts and started eating them.
By this time, the coffee was ready. So, the elderly woman got up and went to the kitchen to make coffee for them. The peanuts were so good that he grabbed every last one of them from the bowl and ate them all. When the lady came out, he apologized for eating all of her peanuts. She replied, "Don't worry. At my age, I can't chew those peanuts - I just suck all the chocolate out of them."
By this time, the coffee was ready. So, the elderly woman got up and went to the kitchen to make coffee for them. The peanuts were so good that he grabbed every last one of them from the bowl and ate them all. When the lady came out, he apologized for eating all of her peanuts. She replied, "Don't worry. At my age, I can't chew those peanuts - I just suck all the chocolate out of them."
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