Yes, but you'll have to wait about 360 days plus some minutes. Will you give my dog a bath?
C Chesterton Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding Site Supporter May 24, 2008 24,081 20,355 Flatland ✟881,436.00 Faith Eastern Orthodox Marital Status Single Dec 29, 2022 #8,041 Dec 29, 2022 Add bookmark #8,041 Yes, but you'll have to wait about 360 days plus some minutes. Will you give my dog a bath? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
peaceful-forest Well-Known Member Nov 5, 2022 1,139 950 33 - ✟75,225.00 Country United States Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Single Dec 31, 2022 #8,042 Dec 31, 2022 Add bookmark #8,042 I can't because I've never owned a dog. Will you go grocery shopping for me? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Yusuphhai Messianic Arabic-Semitic Chinese Oct 19, 2005 5,067 1,888 51 Beijing China ✟173,902.00 Country China Faith Messianic Marital Status Single Jan 2, 2023 #8,043 Jan 2, 2023 Add bookmark #8,043 If you give me an airplane ticket to U.S. Can you help me translate the sign language of the chimpanzee in Beijing Zoo into English? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
If you give me an airplane ticket to U.S. Can you help me translate the sign language of the chimpanzee in Beijing Zoo into English?
peaceful-forest Well-Known Member Nov 5, 2022 1,139 950 33 - ✟75,225.00 Country United States Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Single Jan 2, 2023 #8,044 Jan 2, 2023 Add bookmark #8,044 I'm not able to because I've never been on an airplane before. Will you install a video game for me? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
C Chesterton Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding Site Supporter May 24, 2008 24,081 20,355 Flatland ✟881,436.00 Faith Eastern Orthodox Marital Status Single Jan 7, 2023 #8,045 Jan 7, 2023 Add bookmark #8,045 No. Adults should not play video games. The only games an adult should play are chess and poker. Maybe a little gin rummy if you're just killing time. Help me remodel my home? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
No. Adults should not play video games. The only games an adult should play are chess and poker. Maybe a little gin rummy if you're just killing time. Help me remodel my home?
peaceful-forest Well-Known Member Nov 5, 2022 1,139 950 33 - ✟75,225.00 Country United States Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Single Jan 7, 2023 #8,046 Jan 7, 2023 Add bookmark #8,046 I only know how to remodel in the Sims... Will you cook my favorite meal for me? Reactions: Chesterton ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
C Chesterton Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding Site Supporter May 24, 2008 24,081 20,355 Flatland ✟881,436.00 Faith Eastern Orthodox Marital Status Single Jan 12, 2023 #8,047 Jan 12, 2023 Add bookmark #8,047 No, Cheetos don't need to be cooked. Walk my giraffe for me? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
peaceful-forest Well-Known Member Nov 5, 2022 1,139 950 33 - ✟75,225.00 Country United States Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Single Jan 12, 2023 #8,048 Jan 12, 2023 Add bookmark #8,048 I'm too short to walk a giraffe. Can you find another job for me? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
C Chesterton Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding Site Supporter May 24, 2008 24,081 20,355 Flatland ✟881,436.00 Faith Eastern Orthodox Marital Status Single Jan 22, 2023 #8,049 Jan 22, 2023 Add bookmark #8,049 Yes! My bathroom needs cleaning, but it's a volunteer position. Make me a sandwich. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
public hermit social troglodyte Site Supporter Aug 20, 2019 11,044 12,106 East Coast ✟872,453.00 Country United States Faith Christian Marital Status Single Politics US-Others Jul 13, 2023 #8,050 Jul 13, 2023 Add bookmark #8,050 I would but the last person I turned into a sandwich became a BLT without the B. I still feel bad about that. Would you mind loaning me $10? I'm feeling like bacon tonight. Reactions: Chesterton ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
I would but the last person I turned into a sandwich became a BLT without the B. I still feel bad about that. Would you mind loaning me $10? I'm feeling like bacon tonight.
LovebirdsFlying My husband drew this cartoon of me. Christian Forums Staff Red Team - Moderator Site Supporter Aug 13, 2007 28,848 4,245 59 Washington (the state) ✟848,912.00 Country United States Faith Christian Marital Status Married Politics US-Others Jul 14, 2023 #8,051 Jul 14, 2023 Add bookmark #8,051 I would, but I only have Monopoly money. Can I get a volunteer to help move furnture? Reactions: public hermit ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
public hermit social troglodyte Site Supporter Aug 20, 2019 11,044 12,106 East Coast ✟872,453.00 Country United States Faith Christian Marital Status Single Politics US-Others Jul 14, 2023 #8,052 Jul 14, 2023 Add bookmark #8,052 I would but nothing I do is moving. I do have a friend who can sing a moving rendition of "Old Man River." Would you mind singing me a lullaby? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
I would but nothing I do is moving. I do have a friend who can sing a moving rendition of "Old Man River." Would you mind singing me a lullaby?
C Chesterton Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding Site Supporter May 24, 2008 24,081 20,355 Flatland ✟881,436.00 Faith Eastern Orthodox Marital Status Single Jul 14, 2023 #8,053 Jul 14, 2023 Add bookmark #8,053 I would, but I've been told my singing is very boring, so it might put you to sleep. Mow my lawn? Reactions: public hermit ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
public hermit social troglodyte Site Supporter Aug 20, 2019 11,044 12,106 East Coast ✟872,453.00 Country United States Faith Christian Marital Status Single Politics US-Others Jul 14, 2023 #8,054 Jul 14, 2023 Add bookmark #8,054 I would but I'm constitutionally incapable of lifting a finger, which the doctor says comes from being useless. Would you cheer me up? Reactions: Chesterton ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
I would but I'm constitutionally incapable of lifting a finger, which the doctor says comes from being useless. Would you cheer me up?
C Chesterton Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding Site Supporter May 24, 2008 24,081 20,355 Flatland ✟881,436.00 Faith Eastern Orthodox Marital Status Single Jul 16, 2023 #8,055 Jul 16, 2023 Add bookmark #8,055 Sorry. I'm all out of booze. Would you organize my 80,000 undeleted e-mails for me? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
public hermit social troglodyte Site Supporter Aug 20, 2019 11,044 12,106 East Coast ✟872,453.00 Country United States Faith Christian Marital Status Single Politics US-Others Jul 23, 2023 #8,056 Jul 23, 2023 Add bookmark #8,056 I would, but I'm busy deleting my 80,000 organized emails. I'm currently deleting emails, and there's a lot of them. While I do that, would you mind chunking this computer out the window? Thanks. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
I would, but I'm busy deleting my 80,000 organized emails. I'm currently deleting emails, and there's a lot of them. While I do that, would you mind chunking this computer out the window? Thanks.
C Chesterton Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding Site Supporter May 24, 2008 24,081 20,355 Flatland ✟881,436.00 Faith Eastern Orthodox Marital Status Single Jul 24, 2023 #8,057 Jul 24, 2023 Add bookmark #8,057 I believe defenestration is a sin. My house is on fire. Would you put it out please? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Carrilynn Member Sep 2, 2023 21 19 35 Ohio ✟9,365.00 Country United States Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Single Sep 3, 2023 #8,058 Sep 3, 2023 Add bookmark #8,058 I'm sorry, I'm not able to put out your fire, I have a lottery ticket I need to go turn-in. Oh-no, my lottery ticket failed. Could someone come join me and help me win a different game? Reactions: Chesterton ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
I'm sorry, I'm not able to put out your fire, I have a lottery ticket I need to go turn-in. Oh-no, my lottery ticket failed. Could someone come join me and help me win a different game?
C Chesterton Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding Site Supporter May 24, 2008 24,081 20,355 Flatland ✟881,436.00 Faith Eastern Orthodox Marital Status Single Sep 10, 2023 #8,059 Sep 10, 2023 Add bookmark #8,059 Well the only game I was ever good at was Russian Roulette, and having won the game one time, I thought it best to retire. Will you fly me to Mars? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Well the only game I was ever good at was Russian Roulette, and having won the game one time, I thought it best to retire. Will you fly me to Mars?