Ostriches and the Desert

[AV1611VET]

Fine.
Ostriches are the key to world peace.

Looks like it, doesn't it?

 

[Chesterton]

Hate to spoil everyone's fun, but ostriches are birds, and birds are not real, therefore ostriches are not real. Mods, please close this thread.

 

[Warden_of_the_Storm]

Hate to spoil everyone's fun, but ostriches are birds, and birds are not real, therefore ostriches are not real. Mods, please close this thread.

.. say what?

 

[Chesterton]

.. say what?

You heard me. Pull your head out of the sand.

 

[Warden_of_the_Storm]

You heard me. Pull your head out of the sand.

Oh.... right.....

 

[Sabertooth]

Yup -- the swans were placed off limits to human consumption.

Did that extend to ducks & geese, too?