Joke from former Soviet Union

[Yusuphhai]

Three Prisoners privately talked about why they were put into prison. The first said:“ I was put into prison because I opposed Петров（Peterov） the Secretary of the Party Committee.” The second said:” I was put into prison because I supported Петров the Secretary of the Party Committee ”. The third said:” I was put into prison because I am the Secretary of the Party Committee Петров.”

 

[Yusuphhai]

When Soviet Union astronauts accessed to the moon, they painted the whole moon with Red color. Soon American astronauts came to the moon, they painted with big White “Coca Cola”.

 

[Yusuphhai]

A man from Soviet Union immigrated to U.S. He brought a huge image of Stalin. In American custom, an policeman asked him:“ Why do you bring a huge image of Stalin to U.S.?” He answered:“ This is for healing my illness of missing my hometown. Watching the image of Stalin, I will never want to go back to my homeland Soviet Union.”