Deep thoughts....or maybe NOT...

[ChrisWin1]

Just copy something from a fortune cookie maybe.

Or go to Google and type in -- deep thoughts jack handy



If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.

 

[MeekOne]

^heheeheee...you expect him to say Stormy^

Why do teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly the same?

 

[Hermit]

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."

 

[MeekOne]

What do they do with all the mint they cut out of the middle of the life savers?

 

[symphonyb]

Contrary to what everyone thinks the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant.It's a shark riding on an elephants back,just trampling and eating everything they see...
jack handy

 

[JPPT1974]

Why do cops and feds fight like kids and cats and dogs when they are supposed to be on the same side?

 

[MeekOne]

Are unripened oranges called greens?

 

[Blackmarch]

THis is a 'smilie'

Did it make ya 'smile'?

Wow I think I have that poster... anyways it looks like the same artist.


I'd say it's time for me to get a new avatar.



There's evil around every corner. careful not to step in it.

 

[Blackmarch]

What do they do with all the mint they cut out of the middle of the life savers?

So that if you were to choke on one it wouldn't cut off your air passage.

Serious.

 

[nicholzac]

Heavens to betsy, for petes sake, WHO are these people?

 

[Blackmarch]

"Old friends.. we go waay back..."

I wonder when it's raining if it means god is crying.

 

[nicholzac]

Why do we park on the driveway..and drive on the parkway?

 

[GaelSong]

I sometimes stand and stare in awe at the majesty of the heavens when the night sky is blanketed in stars. How small I feel.

 

[brinny]

whale echoes

 

[nicholzac]

How come mouse is mice..but house isnt hice?

 

[Blackmarch]

Out of all the glories in the heaven's christ chose to descend to save us.

 

[brinny]

God's rejoicing over us with singing....can you imagine that?

 

[Blackmarch]

God's rejoicing over us with singing....can you imagine that?

The greatest of my imagining doesn't even come close

 

[MeekOne]

His mind is not like our mind, this is truth. I am in awe of Him always.

 

[brinny]

When we no longer see through a glass darkly.....it's tooooo deep for me