A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new
Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she
has
the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy
a
good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against
a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls
into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us
is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my
car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke
Michelle
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new
Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she
has
the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy
a
good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against
a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls
into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us
is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my
car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke
Michelle
