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[Zaac]

First, ain't isn't a word, stop using it.

Looks like a word.
Acts like a word.
Performs the functions of a word.
Made up of the same letters as a word.

Hmmm. I think I'll keep using it as a word.

Second, i'm sure if this country was primarily muslim, and wanted to redefine the meaning of "Christian", you and your fundie counterparts would be up in arms declaring constitutional violation and persecution.

Naah.There's enough of us fundies to keep you liberals and the Muslims at bay.

Double standards are fun aren't (not ain't) they?

What double standard? We ain't trying to marry anyone of the same sex either, so where's the double standard?