This was a series of things that largely do not make sense
There is $40 Billion dollars linked to government credit cards.
Are these real credit cards or is this a metaphor for "deficit spending".
If real and not metaphorical $40B does sound a bit large for one year, but there is a general trend by employers to use credit cards rather than PO for retail purchases needed and more and more travel is also conducted with direct payment on employer cards rather than employee cards with reimbursements.
There are more cards issued and used than workers.
Are we still talking about credit cards? perhaps there are contractors with government cards for the same purpose, but what I know of it they would be cards issued (for the same reasons as above) to the *contractor* not the USG.
Anyone charged with misuse is not tried through civilian courts. There are bureaucratic boards that act as courts.
Sort of like the fox guarding the henhouse.
There are "boards" throughout the agencies which are the tribunals for firing or fraud. That is "commitee by and for the commisars" functioning as courts. And even civilians can be brought before the government tribunals instead of civil courts.
It sounds like a fairly standard way to deal with employee misconduct in unionized workplaces. In non-union places they would just be fired. In either case, employers try to recover the funds loss by misuse before criminal charges, though those are always an option.
There isn't any oversight.
The unelected buruearcrats, $84, 000 for a conference in Las Vegas.
Without context this is hard to assess. Are we talking about money to *host* a conference in a place that hosts lots of conferences (and $84k doesn't seem to out of line for a conference with a few hundred attendees) or to attend a conference? (and a couple dozen government employees or contractors collectively could easily cost that much to arrive from around the country to attend a conference)
If the agency grants an entity $$$, then there are $$ given in "speaker fees"
Some conferences do grant stipends to keynote or invited speakers and cover their travel costs, others don't. And these fees are
An agency can award a grant to a friend or relative, and the grant is to study the sex life of leggos.
What shall we make of this, the "sex life of leggos"? What are "leggos"? Are they
1. "LEGO" a brand of plastic interlocking blocks for children, or
2. "Eggos" a brand of frozen waffles, or
3. "L'eggs" a brand of pantyhose in egg-shaped packaging.
These are all inanimate objects that aren't even alive, let alone sexually active. (And agencies don't have relatives either)
And those are just instances I have noticed and I am not even looking.
Perhaps you should pay more attention to what you look at (or actually look) because your "tales" are not particularly coherent.
Government workers who are "working at home" who have a day job to supplement their income
Anyone working at home is expected to meet the same productivity goals as on-site workers in government and in business.