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Quit while your a head joke

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There was a man born, he was born just a head no legs arms or torso. Then when he turned 21 the doctor said he didn't have much long to live. So the son said to his Father that he wanted to have his first beer before he whould go.

So they took him to a bar and the bar tender said what will it be son? He the head replied a beer so he drank, and every time he drank it he whould grow a body part.

One zip gave him a torso another a arm and leg until he had everything. His father was so shocked and happy he said lets go home and show your mother.

And the son said he wanted to have one more sip before they leave. And he drank it and then he immmediately died. And then the Bar tendor said "He should have quit while he was a head" LOL

Thanks alot and God Bless and if you like this joke please comment about it!

P.S. This joke was told to me by a Family Member.
 
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