Peter Popoff's Miracl Spring Water

[HannibalFlavius]

At first I thought this buying of Peter Popoff's miracle Spring water was a sham till I sent off for some.

But I thought,'' Why not?''

So I sent off for some miracle spring water and when it arrived, I could feel the blessings within it. So I scrounged up all the pennies I could find and went and bought me a lottery ticket.

I then poured the spring water over my head and touched my earlobes with it, and then I anointed the ticket, scratched it off and won a thousand bucks!


It's just a miracle, and I know that God would have me become a prosperous man.

Has anyone else bought this miracle water?


So now I am wondering where Peter Popoff obtained this miracle water because now I want to go and bath in it's healing wings.


Do you think it could have come from Jerusalem?


Just wondering where he got the spring water, and I am wondering how it works.


Better send off for some miracle water right away if you are having financial problems, and I'm sure it's a healing water also.

Thank God for Peter Popoff!

 

[Avodat]

...and then you woke up!

 

[WanderingBloom]

Peter Popoff is a fraud of immense proportions.

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[CherubRam]

At first I thought this buying of Peter Popoff's miracle Spring water was a sham till I sent off for some.

But I thought,'' Why not?''

So I sent off for some miracle spring water and when it arrived, I could feel the blessings within it. So I scrounged up all the pennies I could find and went and bought me a lottery ticket.

I then poured the spring water over my head and touched my earlobes with it, and then I anointed the ticket, scratched it off and won a thousand bucks!


It's just a miracle, and I know that God would have me become a prosperous man.

Has anyone else bought this miracle water?


So now I am wondering where Peter Popoff obtained this miracle water because now I want to go and bath in it's healing wings.


Do you think it could have come from Jerusalem?


Just wondering where he got the spring water, and I am wondering how it works.


Better send off for some miracle water right away if you are having financial problems, and I'm sure it's a healing water also.

Thank God for Peter Popoff!

If it happens more than three times in a row, then that is note worthy.

 

[Lulav]

Make your own miracle Water.

Buy a case of bottled water at your local supermarket, get yourself some post it notes and write words of encouragement and health, wisdom and gratitude, love and happiness and tape them one to each bottle.

Then, just drink them or better yet, share them.

 

[HannibalFlavius]

Peter Popoff is a fraud of immense proportions.

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How dare you talk about such a righteous man as that!


Don't be hating!


I'm sure if you got you some miracle water, you could make enough money to give to charity!


I will pray that God let's you see the light.

 

[HannibalFlavius]

Maybe he just has like a big swimming pool that an angel comes down and puts his feet in. Maybe that's why it works, yup, I bet an angel came down and disturbed the waters and blessed them.

Anyway, I am sending off for a gallon of the miracle juice, maybe I will be wealthy by next year, and then everyone will want to be my friend.

 

[Avodat]

How dare you talk about such a righteous man as that!


Don't be hating!


I'm sure if you got you some miracle water, you could make enough money to give to charity!


I will pray that God let's you see the light.

If he is such a good Christian why doesn't he share it with the world for free - I'm sure G_d would bless him more than his few dollars a bottle might earn him. Think of all those people who need water of any sort and all those who need miraculous healing - and he has the answer, you say, but only if they can pay for it!

Doesn't really ring true, does it?

 

[HannibalFlavius]

If he is such a good Christian why doesn't he share it with the world for free - I'm sure G_d would bless him more than his few dollars a bottle might earn him. Think of all those people who need water of any sort and all those who need miraculous healing - and he has the answer, you say, but only if they can pay for it!

Doesn't really ring true, does it?

I think it's because people need to plant a seed, yeah that's the ticket!

We must plant seeds for the harvest, and our money is that seed that let's us have faith.

If everyone in the world would just believe and buy Peter's miracle water, see then, everyone would no doubt be wealthy, and when we are all wealthy, we could buy more miracle water.

See how that works Av?

Yup, I will pray that God gives you faith, and hey, I can borrow you the money if you don't have it, enough to get you a whole cup of miracle water, and then I can know for sure that I will get my investment back.

I mean, I made a thousand on just a spoon full, I'm sure that if you had a whole cup, you may make 20,000 bucks and then pay my loan back.

 

[Avodat]

I used to have really vivid dreams - I used to dream that I was awake and, you know, it always came true... when I woke up I was actually awake!

 

[Danoh]

Were you to do as Lulav suggested, people would think you a quack in your grace.

Popoff's "ministry" is so successful becuase it appeals to the way of the flesh - it always has to pay its way. In its upside down world, there is something suspect to any thing Free.

Unless that "free" is, of course, properly marketed... to the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eye, and the pride of life that got us all in this fallen mess to begin with....

 

[CherubRam]

Maybe he just has like a big swimming pool that an angel comes down and puts his feet in. Maybe that's why it works, yup, I bet an angel came down and disturbed the waters and blessed them.

Anyway, I am sending off for a gallon of the miracle juice, maybe I will be wealthy by next year, and then everyone will want to be my friend.

Then you can have the best friends money can buy.

 

[Lulav]

Hani bul, you are so funny, you know I was only answering half joking cus I knew you were , but hopefully others will learn about the cause and effect we do have on things in the world.

POint being, this guy is not special, but he has an audience and therefore can flim flam people.

Positive thinking is not only for a select few.

 

[yedida]

...and then you woke up!

One would certainly hope!!

 

[yedida]

I think it's because people need to plant a seed, yeah that's the ticket!

We must plant seeds for the harvest, and our money is that seed that let's us have faith.

If everyone in the world would just believe and buy Peter's miracle water, see then, everyone would no doubt be wealthy, and when we are all wealthy, we could buy more miracle water.

See how that works Av?

Yup, I will pray that God gives you faith, and hey, I can borrow you the money if you don't have it, enough to get you a whole cup of miracle water, and then I can know for sure that I will get my investment back.

I mean, I made a thousand on just a spoon full, I'm sure that if you had a whole cup, you may make 20,000 bucks and then pay my loan back.

I'm sorry to have to say this, but you sound like you need to lose the Messianic Judaism icon (seriously) and go ahead and take on a generic Sunday-Christian icon where Peter Popoff and others just like him fit right in. He sure doesn't belong in the MJ crowd, not in the slightest.

 

[BlunderAngel]

One would certainly hope!!

You mean after they spent the first batch of money?

You all do realize this is a Satirical thread, right? A Messianic doesn't send money for miracle water to an evangelical hustler.

In truth you wouldn't trust Popoff ("pop-off" you can't make that up people) , to sell you a used car unless you were fond of lemons.

This scam is like the one that that other charlatan TV pastor puts out, Parsley I think it is. Annointing oil from the holy land. Just send him big money and he'll send you teeny 0.5 dram of what is probably olive oil that he makes a fortune on compared to what he invests to buy the stuff by the drum full.

Parsley! Who years ago asked his gullible viewers to send him money because...yes, he was serious, Satan had stolen $3 million dollars from him and he needed to get it back.

Popoff, with his really bad hair piece, is the quintessential living testament of charlatan. He's tantamount to an Atheist who's found a tax exempt method to get rich separating fools from their money. And boy can he spend it!
Peter Popoff's house

 

[yedida]

You mean after they spent the first batch of money?

You all do realize this is a Satirical thread, right? A Messianic doesn't send money for miracle water to an evangelical hustler.

In truth you wouldn't trust Popoff ("pop-off" you can't make that up people) , to sell you a used car unless you were fond of lemons.

This scam is like the one that that other charlatan TV pastor puts out, Parsley I think it is. Annointing oil from the holy land. Just send him big money and he'll send you teeny 0.5 dram of what is probably olive oil that he makes a fortune on compared to what he invests to buy the stuff by the drum full.

Parsley! Who years ago asked his gullible viewers to send him money because...yes, he was serious, Satan had stolen $3 million dollars from him and he needed to get it back.

Popoff, with his really bad hair piece, is the quintessential living testament of charlatan. He's tantamount to an Atheist who's found a tax exempt method to get rich separating fools from their money. And boy can he spend it!
Peter Popoff's house

I would certain hope that this is a satirical thread, but there's no way to be sure till we hear from the OP himself.

 

[Lulav]

Yes, you need to keep up around here, we have another Talmidim, funny guy. Didn't you read my post dear?

Though I wouldn't be unhappy to see Hannibal join me in a generic icon, seems to be a lot of pushing people out of here lately.

 

[HannibalFlavius]

Popoff is like one of those Samson types, I have heard that he can jump as high as a barn, and call fire down from heaven. I bet if he got into a fight with Chuck Norris, Norris would be left like a ragdoll. He can probably rip a phone book clean in two with just his hands.

 

[Lulav]

Oh my!

I do declare!