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Hi!!! These are some true stories my friends from my church was telling me! LOL. I just had to share them because I couldn't believe this!!!
1. A young man was leading Youth Night at his church.
He had his lesson all ready and strutted up to the pulpit. He opened his mouth though to find nothing came out. He stuttered and tried with all his might but finally he just had to walk off with his head down.
He asked his pastor later: "Why couldn't I speak?" And his pastor said,
"If you went up the way you went down, you'd be going down the way you went up!"
2. Once there was a woman who worked on being humble for 3 weeks. Finally, she was talking to her friend and this was the conversation that took place:
"I finally did it! I finally reached the humble nature God wants me to be at!"
"Gee." her friend said. "I bet you're proud." She looked over her shoulder to see the woman had bought herself many gifts for the occasion.
"You bet I am!" The woman exclaimed.
3. A man knocked on his friend's door to find he wasn't there for the dinner they had planned to have together, so he left a sign on the door that had Revelation 3:20 which is "Behold, I stand at the door and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come to him and will sup with him, and he with me." Then he left. Later, getting out of the shower, the friend saw the sign and smiled under his breath and went to put a sign on his door that had Genesis 3:10
"And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself."
LOL!!! Best Wishes! Lily00
1. A young man was leading Youth Night at his church.
He had his lesson all ready and strutted up to the pulpit. He opened his mouth though to find nothing came out. He stuttered and tried with all his might but finally he just had to walk off with his head down. He asked his pastor later: "Why couldn't I speak?" And his pastor said,
"If you went up the way you went down, you'd be going down the way you went up!"
2. Once there was a woman who worked on being humble for 3 weeks. Finally, she was talking to her friend and this was the conversation that took place:
"I finally did it! I finally reached the humble nature God wants me to be at!" "Gee." her friend said. "I bet you're proud." She looked over her shoulder to see the woman had bought herself many gifts for the occasion. "You bet I am!" The woman exclaimed.3. A man knocked on his friend's door to find he wasn't there for the dinner they had planned to have together, so he left a sign on the door that had Revelation 3:20 which is "Behold, I stand at the door and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come to him and will sup with him, and he with me." Then he left. Later, getting out of the shower, the friend saw the sign and smiled under his breath and went to put a sign on his door that had Genesis 3:10
"And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself."
LOL!!! Best Wishes! Lily00
