Did Jesus ever have to go to the restroom?

[UberLutheran]

The Gospels mention nothing about Jesus ever having to relieve Himself.

The extra-canonical writings mention nothing about Jesus ever having to relieve Himself.

Since nothing is mentioned about this in Scripture, is it safe to assume that Jesus never had to use the restroom.

Discuss among yourselves...

 

[non-religious]

Did He ever get the hiccups or burp after a drink (not that Pepsi was available then). I dunno, perhaps He did, surely He must have..... I guess it's like wondering if people still trip over themselves or accidently bang their head when their in heaven Who Knows.....

 

[Athene]

Well obviously God would not allow Jesus too do anything as messy and degrading as going to the toilet so obviously as soon as Jesus bowel or bladder filled God would rapture it out of his body.

 

[wizanda]

No that is why he wore a nappy!!

 

[wblastyn]

No that is why he wore a nappy!!

ROFL!

I think he did, but it smelt like roses.

 

[Blackguard_]

yes, Jesus used the bathroom, but being fully Divine he never needed to hold it while frantically searching for a bathroom after drinking too much.

 

[Abbadon]

I just had a thought. The human body is mostly water.

Jesus could turn water to wine.

Could people get drunk by looking at Jesus?

Adds a whole new meaning to "No thanks, I get high on religion".

 

[Blackguard_]

I just had a thought. The human body is mostly water.

Jesus could turn water to wine.

Well, that would explain how the wine of the Eucharist is Jesus's blood.

 

[Abbadon]

Nah, He just enjoyed some of His greatest creation often: Ethanol!

 

[ottaia]

If it is not in the Bible, then it didn't happen. Nope, no pee from Jesus.

 

[Abbadon]

If it's not in the Bible, then it didn't happen.

Ottaia wasn't born.

But Abbadon is mentioned in the Bible.

However, I am not.

So do I really exist? Or not?

Bah, screw it.

 

[Blackguard_]

Nah, He just enjoyed some of His greatest creation often: Ethanol!

That would make Jesus the first vehicle powered by alternative fuels.

 

[ottaia]

If it's not in the Bible, then it didn't happen.

Ottaia wasn't born.

But Abbadon is mentioned in the Bible.

However, I am not.

So do I really exist? Or not?

Bah, screw it.

I was going to post something but since I have not been born, I guess I won't. Hey! If I was not born, then I don't have to pay taxes!!

 

[Abbadon]

That would make Jesus the first vehicle powered by alternative fuels.

I dunno, I think Noah might have beaten Him to that.

Ethanol = alcohol, particularly the kind in the stuff we drink.

 

[Blackguard_]

Ethanol = alcohol, particularly the kind in the stuff we drink.

I got it confused with Methanol.

 

[Abbadon]

Actually, they're using ethanal for alternative fuels, so you were right.

Wiki'ed Methanol. You don't wanna drink anything that's got that in it.

 

[kumbayah]

hehehe .......

This is a funny topic. Of course he had to relieve himself. Not EVERYTHING that happened to him was recorded. Who wants to write anything about someone going to the bathroom?

 

[Abbadon]

hehehe .......

This is a funny topic. Of course he had to relieve himself. Not EVERYTHING that happened to him was recorded. Who wants to write anything about someone going to the bathroom?

You don't get around much on the internet, do you?

 

[kumbayah]

You don't get around much on the internet, do you?

This is the first board I have posted on, how can you tell?

 

[Abbadon]

This is the first board I have posted on, how can you tell?

Well, it's not so much the board.

Just be careful how you type stuff into search engines.

I dad to do a research paper on some US president long ago, and I ended up getting an asian porn site.

Porn, however, is understandable, especially compared to some of the sick stuff out there.

But I shall warn that there be weird stuff out there, and I advise that people here don't go looking for it. I shall not be too descriptive of some of the stuff out there, cause I could get banned for describing some of the stuff I've accidently seen.