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Clean joke - Pray for my hearing

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The stranger approached the pastor after service and said, “I’d like you to pray for my hearing.”

The pastor placed his hands on the man’s ears and said a passionate, earnest prayer.

“How’s your hearing now?” the pastor asked.

Looking surprised, the man said, “Well, it’s not until tomorrow.” (Court Hearing)

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i didn't understand
The pastor thought that the man asked him to pray for physical hearing (heal his ears). It turns out that the Pastor misunderstood. The man was asking prayers for his court/legal hearing (appearance in court).
 
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